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sonofawhatthe.bsky.social
PhD in Advanced Pizza Sciences Destroyer of kitchens Breaker of wine glasses Pickler of balls Cooler than my kids think
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Omg. Great. Now we can’t afford to run the furnace for a month.

My Freshman daughter just sent this to my wife and I am dying😂🤣😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DDtH6pn...

Thinking of @homejames4.bsky.social today. This came on and is one of his jams

We have been programmed to be weird. I just walked outside. It’s 19° and I thought to myself “it’s nice out!” Wtf?

You keep thinking we've past the point of dumbest stuff and it can only go up.. but then...

Uncle Roger once again destroying Jamie Oliver and I'm always here for it. #haaaiiyyyaaaa #SuckItJamieOliver www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKGl...

What in the British Hell is going on here!?!? www.reddit.com/r/tacos/s/yN...

@westadad.bsky.social you think this would work? I'd like to make some Falernum but I don't want to "use within 2 weeks". If I'm going to the trouble I'd like it to last a couple of months. www.proofcocktails.nl/2017/03/09/f...

Funny answers but even funnier because of deadpan British delivery www.instagram.com/reel/DFux9jd...

Flight attendant on #SWA was handing out crack. I couldn’t say no.

Just landed in Columbus.. My sister acts like a native. Ugh

you know, they don’t even check to see if you really started as secretary general of the united nations in 1957

This looks pretty legit. Glad they are reaching out to me.

oh man this is good. @westadad.bsky.social @genehogan.bsky.social @artbob.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpAm...

EVERGREEN post. "We spent all this money on this fucking scarecrow so I guess we gotta let him work the SuperBowl". No you don't! Cut your losses, Fox. We all hate his work in the booth!

Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...

Thanks to a recent viewing, I got #Framed in one Framed #1063 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

If God loves us, why does every app I open on the TV need an update?

Hey @westadad.bsky.social our buddy says “what’s up, friend?”

All my fave avatars are so spread out. I don’t like it.