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Anthropomorphic strawberry with a checkered past. Cannabis entrepreneur/Kushlord, former archeologist, angler, fan of most nerd media.
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Doctors prescribing Zoloft should be way more clear about what happens if you stop taking it cold turkey. I ran out and took 2 weeks to fill it because of who I am at my very core, and I turned into an absolute monster.

Any of yall have experience in the Palm Springs/Joshua Tree part of California? Gonna be out there in April

You know that feeling where you don't have a black eye yet but you can tell you're going to? That's where I'm at because my dog talks with her hands lol

My girl got a little too excited when we got home

Hilarious how quickly "no tax on tips" disappeared. Dumb fuckin marks.

Naming your guitar is lame. That is all.

I fell down after weird rabbit hole last night when I randomly wondered if they were trying to use non-newtonian fluids as body armor. They definitely are and I think people might have a fluid version of the personal forcefield from Dune in the future

They say ya like to dance by the light of the moon Well dance motherfucker, we'll be in Hell soon open.spotify.com/track/3zsfK2...

When you come in to this mess and don't get to send a "who tf closed last night?!" Text because the answer is always you. You closed last night.

David Byrne is a super underrated vocalist. That's all.

The Hawk Tuah Girl is a prime example of what happens when you overspend on marketing and underspend on product development.

I just realized I have to been force fed a Nick Adams tweet in weeks.

Hi, my name is David and I just started Christmas shopping.

An absolute shivering turd of a state trooper gave me a class E criminal summons for operating a vehicle that had suspended registration. However, it wasn't my car. I borrowed it to go fishing 5 miles from my house. The state dismissed the charges this AM. youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...