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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 3 days ago • 862 comments

My dudes: STOP 👏 DRENCHING 👏 YOURSELF 👏 IN 👏 SHITTY 👏 BODY 👏 SPRAY. You smell gods awful and trigger my headaches and did I mention you smell GODS AWFUL?! 🤮

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Via Playbook: “And to be clear: There is no administration in the world — beyond this one — where a blunder of these proportions happens and nobody gets fired or resigns. Not in London. Not in Moscow. Not in Tokyo. Not in Pyongyang. Nowhere.”

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"IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA" "in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..." talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

submitted 8 days ago • 989 comments

My kitty, Luna, gets excited when I start making phone calls to my reps, Senators, and DNC in the AM, because she knows it's FOOD TIME! immediately after. 😼

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"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order." Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist

submitted 9 days ago • 398 comments

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

submitted 11 days ago • 175 comments

Keep 👏 up 👏 the 👏 good 👏 work!

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Stopped in at my rep's local office today, since I was out running in the area... Office front desk person: "....... are you the one who's been calling and leaving voicemails?" Me: "Every day, yup!" ... and I'll keep calling, @gluesenkampperez.house.gov !!!

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Today in "Actually, this break from Amazon is ridiculously easy, why didn't I do this earlier?!"... Ordered a new pair of rain boots for the kiddo. Went through the boot company directly instead of Amazon. Not only did I get a 15% discount, the boots got here within 48 hours with free shipping. 😱

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Reminded tonight that The Good Place nailed the Elon Musk vibe years ago.

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The Ides of March have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. 🗡🗡🗡

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Me, reading the news every day

submitted 20 days ago • 11 comments

My Friday so far: - bugged my Senators (thanks for your stance, @murray.senate.gov but get your fellow Dems in line) - bugged my rep - bugged the DNC - trolled Target on Instagram ... and it's just now 5am! flexes

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I hope @schumer.senate.gov has an absolutely awful day tomorrow because at this point, he 100% deserves it. #coward

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Chuck Schumer right now

submitted 19 days ago • 25 comments

New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill. They vote in the morning. ☎️: (202) 224-4451

submitted 19 days ago • 1073 comments

The overwhelming mood of American Democrat voters right now is “we want GOP scalps, blood, and screaming,” not “appeasement”

submitted 19 days ago • 37 comments

Welp. It does now!

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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up. Tomorrow is the cloture vote. KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️ Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill. Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

submitted 19 days ago • 1509 comments

Today in "NOPE," runner's edition: Me, driving to planned running route: "Oh, crap, I forgot my [defense item] at home. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine..." later About three minutes into my planned route, I got waved down by a person setting up for a field trip next to the lake...

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Yo, @gluesenkampperez.house.gov your Vancouver, WA office's voicemail box has been full for two days in a row now. EMPTY IT, GIRL, so I can leave you my backlog of comments. You work for us, and as one of your bosses, I've got some feedback.

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Me, in Werner Herzog voice: "I would like to see the baby." @oregonzoo.bsky.social

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TFW I'll be driving/chaperoning FOUR first graders to the zoo today.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

At rally, a truck slowed down and started giving folks guff for meeting up. "It's our right to be out here, protesting, it's free speech," a women responded. "For now," the truck driver said, before driving off. @indivisiblegv.bsky.social @gluesenkampperez.house.gov

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... also, the meet up organized by @indivisiblegv.bsky.social is heavily boomers. I mean, thanks, boomers, but I'm reeeeeally concerned about the lack of Gen X/Millennials/Gen Z...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Spending my lunch outside @gluesenkampperez.house.gov 's Vancouver office. Disappointed AF in her censure of Rep. Green, and getting the distinct feeling she is a R wolf in "I believe in a woman's right to choose" clothing. #booooo

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 29 days ago • 335 comments

Keep in mind as you see prices for basic goods spike this week that Donald Trump promised to LOWER prices on day one

submitted 28 days ago • 89 comments

WA STATE PEEPS! While I'm a big believer in calling and letting elected officials feel my verbal wrath (lookin' at you, MGP), I believe as much in leaving POSITIVE feedback at times. If you have a moment to call, please consider calling the WA Office of Superintendent of Public Instruction...

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

If you're feeling like boycotts maybe don't work... please enjoy the following. (PS: WELL DONE!!)

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

As I wanna try and keep up my no Amazon or Target streak, what's a good source for cases for Samsung phones? (Warranty sent me a new one after my power button 💀). Help me keep the streak!!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 38 days ago • 2217 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 39 days ago • 115 comments

Another morning where I was able to get through to or leave VMs for all of my reps/Senators at both their DC and local offices. So... PLEASE GET TO CALLING AND FILL UP THOSE VM BOXES, YO. 5 Calls is literally The Most Convenient way to crank out calls.

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