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Forceachusetts equals Massachusetts times Accelerationchusetts

Feels like a good morning to tell Bluesky the story about when I overdosed on my underwear, so let’s do this! 🧵

They violated a court order to keep the AP out of the event where they publicly violated a different court order

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Anal

The US has a long history of public officials doing things they should be prosecuted for. We have almost no history of actually prosecuting any of them.

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

The real big problem with developing an ego and convincing yourself that you are smarter than everyone else is that you have to start lying to yourself about your opponent's capabilities. To maintain the fiction of your superiority, you must reject information which will assist you in your conflict.

“What did they have that eludes their lesser-known heirs today? The answer is that Kissinger & Brzezinski were immigrants. Newcomers often value America’s freedoms more than its native-born and are statistically far likelier to start companies, win Nobel Prizes & launch schools of thought.” ~Ed Luce

as I've noted, a lot — maybe most — of American evangelicals are Manichean. Everything good is of God, everything bad is of Satan, and there's nothing else. If you're Christian, whatever you do is of God, and if you're nonchristian (or the wrong kind of Christian) you're actually serving Satan.

Dieanal 2: Die Analer

Rubio’s momma said “I’ll be so proud of you if you’re Secretary of State.” My momma said “I’ll be so proud of you if, no matter what they offer you, you refuse to do the things Rubio had to do to be Secretary of State.”

Nailed it.

My Prometheus joke is fire

every one of these deregulated markets guys is a regulated market guy who hasn’t been punched in the face yet

i’m not pro-natilism. i am not anti-natalism. just go do whatever the fuck you want and be nice to people. have kids, fuck your wife blue and have thirty kids or don’t. why would i care. can you all just be normal, one time, and i guess the answer is no.

✨️"The United States is a nation of laws : badly written and randomly enforced."✨️ - Frank Zappa ✨️☀️

Increasing authoritarianism, totalitarianism, corruption. Decreasing rule of law, expertise, honesty. Oh, America, you’re getting monstrous again.

[Columbo, pauses and turns around] Just one more thing, Mr. Trump. It's probably nothing. But you said many times that the exporting country pays the tariff. Not the American taxpayer. Well, if that's the case, then why would you exclude smartphones?

What did Vlad the Impaler make in his crock pot? Chicken skewers

True story.