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'We need a black Pope and she better be a woman' - Robyn gets it

We got quite hooked on #MillionDollarSecret and holy jesus i have never seen anyone play that kind of game as well as Cara did. Incredible.

12 yr old: so jesus was born on christmas day, died on good friday and rose from the dead on easter? Too much of a coincidence. I dont buy it

Most brilliantly essex thing i have ever seen: following a red ferrari down the seafront with the number plate ‘BL0W ME’

‘Stupid animal,’ i say fondly to my cat, as i cater instantly and unthinkingly to his every whim

TS Eliot was right, man. April is definitely the coolest month

Even for the Daily Telegraph this is an absolute doozy. Everything Trump does can therefore be blamed on the dems because they, er, lost the election

Imagine giving that much power to a narcissist. He can send the global economy into a tailspin and then restart the engine, all with a couple of tweets. Of course he’s going to fuck with that

Musk’s outrage that some nefarious billionaire would pay people to go to his event is almost palpable

Last week my therapist said she wanted to talk to me about my whatsapp pfp, which is fair enough i guess, but then i had to spend a good few minutes explaining how it's not actually a cry for help but just part of a fun little photo project i did. That little spiel probably cost me like £3

Good to see the Daily Telegraph has lead with the Brexit angle that everyone else who is not as good at journalism has somehow missed

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired. It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

Imagine if a father had just loved and listened his kid. The world would be in a much better place today