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Pelosi is worth half a billion dollars and is going to die of old age within the next 3 years but instead of her actually putting her money where her mouth is (supporting the candidacies of other geriatrics), tens of millions of people get 10 emails and texts a day desperately begging for a dollar.

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If you are confused by this: Tucker is (and I hate to sound like a blueanon dipshit here but it's true) taking a lot of Russian money and they probably don't want us blowing up one of their few allies/client states.

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Black Mirror asks important questions like "what if The Twilight Zone sucked?"

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[typing a long time, holding down backspace]: O̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶1̶0̶0̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶.̶ ̶S̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶o̶r̶n̶.̶ [typing a long time, hitting enter]: Bush's Beans dog's cancer miraculously cured; lives forever.

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the Beatles were explicitly ancap. they wrote "imagine no possessions" one time as a gag.

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Please don't put in the newspaper that i "always wanted to be famous, but never did any deed worth mentioning" as a character detail in the story of how I died after swallowing a bee.

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do you think they know that seeing this makes me want to stab a fork into my face. why do i even have this. i could change my job to "gun".

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every time i see a reddit comment from years ago i don't like and the account says [deleted] i secretly hope they died

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"Paul Duane does a similar thing to Cronenberg. There is a line drawn around this film, and when you cross it you’re in his world, not ours." I'm just utterly blown away reading @leahschnelbach.bsky.social write about ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH. reactormag.com/all-you-need...

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[guy who is not currently hiding a hammer behind his back voice] ok hold on, let's not demonize everybody who wants to kill other people with hammers. some people maybe, hypothetically, in a perfect world, i'm not saying should but maybe, if hammers are the only way to do it, it's worth considering.

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[seeing a Bill Maher special on HBO] ok sure. i guess that's probably from a couple years ago or something [seeing it's from this year] cmon HBO [seeing what number special it is that he's had on HBO] WHAT? WHAT!?

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The war art of occultist Austin Osman Spare

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"social media"? I don't understand. Do you mean electronic mail?

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a poem called "that's why i love today's sponsor"

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the dangers of less lethals have been known for 50 years btw. their suppressive value on free speech simply outweighs the well-documented physical dangers for our government.

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Where Is the Friend's House? (1987) 🇮🇷 Directed by Abbas Kiarostami

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the mother mewls like a kitten "doint! eat! diwt!" and the father booms like an avalanche "BOY! DON'T EAT DIRT!" — but unc whispers a shared secret imperative, "we eat all the dirt we want round here, cowboy" and auntie gilds wi' the holy flame of Ezekiel's creatures, "pardner... it's healthsome".

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Custom portrait doll I made for my amazing 7 year old niece. She recognizes herself in it so I'm satisfied #dollmaking #artdoll #artcommission

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if two people fight and one of them doesn't straight up shoot the other in the face, that's kayfabe. if one of them is a magician or Tom Sawyer then kayfabe is eternal, reaching far past "the grave" until the final time their name is spoken in a melancholy whisper.

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I don't bother honking at bad drivers; they won't understand what they did wrong and eventually they'll learn their lesson by dying in a fiery wreck. Just realized today that the country-wide political situation is the same principle except I'm in their backseat without a seatbelt.

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I’m sick of this happening

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was having a dream where i was trying to pee (my bladder was full in real life), then Spike Spiegel came in fighting a pompadour guy, tried to poke him in the eyes and the guy squinted real hard contorting his eyebrows to block the blow. this was cuz of an idea i had yesterday, "The 666 Stooges".

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DOGS ARE REAL! (and I have seen one!)

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LRT: the older wapo story is also good, lots of photos, but i appreciate the nuts details from propublica that they're paying 500k per person NOW because of school laws in the 50s necessitating people moving to where a barge got stuck. www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/201...

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NEW: The relocation of Newtok, Alaska, due to climate change was supposed to be a model for dozens of Alaskan communities. Instead, it demonstrates the federal government’s failure to oversee the complex project and understand residents’ cultural needs. W/ @washingtonpost.com & KYUK

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Bush's Beans dog's cancer miraculously cured; lives forever.

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a button i can hit to fire a surface to air missiles at my location if somebody try talk to me on the plane

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finally found the good part of the internet

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1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

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oh, Bandcamp has a playlist feature now? as a way of hewing (admirably) to an "artist first" model, you can only make playlists from tracks you've purchased. fortunately, I've been buying from bandcamp for nearly 15 years, so I have a lot of strange music to choose from. Check it out:

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i think if young mario from the movie died i would have heard about it from a more immediate and reliable source than a cartoon on bluesky. my mom would have texted me about this i think.

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I have an art account now, this one, and I guess am starting it by posting a kinda pornographic sequence from a comic I'm drawing.

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everybody loves to laugh at Marc Andreessen's skull ridge but that indicates abnormally strong mandibles, probably optimized for crunching through bone, perhaps an "apex scavenger" like hyenas or a t-rex and personally i think that's pretty cool

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Paintings by English artist Michaela Yearwood-Dan, 2020s, whose large-scale botanical paintings incorporate motifs inspired by Blackness, queerness, femininity, healing rituals, and carnival culture.

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Typical noise gig lineup

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man who brought Windsor McKay comics to the Antiques Roadshow has the meatiest juiciest butt in the tightest jeans I've ever seen on TV

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Designed by Guyver director Screaming Mad George, Paranoia Scape (1998) is the weirdest PS1 game you'll ever play. Imagine a FPS and a pinball game smushed together, with tons of weird and disconcerting imagery. Gameplay's not great, but then again, you are playing this for the weird.

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