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feeling this fever dream of a shirt idea i had forever ago more and more lately. not as a shirt but it feels truer now somehow

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

i am gonna draw a goblin

more square girls #art

more kato anatomy studying, and quick gestures dump

Under damaged and battered skin, a faint blue light emerges

from candle to ear, from surfboard to turtle, from mustache to bees - there's a wax for everything!

turn the knobs until you glean a melody

the crazy thing about this movie is that you can buy it right now for a dollar

I find this very moving: a 10-year-old Ukrainian boy who moved to the West of Ireland 2 years ago as a refugee, speaking in Irish of his love of playing Irish music

in the 70s a first-time author could write a book simply about giant man-eating rats and sell 100,000 copies in 3 weeks

Man the Tokiwaso Manga Museum fucks. Wild to be around so much history in a small area that reoriented itself to also promote a love of comics?? Got an engraved coin because how could I NOT

"the sin of empathy" is full-on zombie rules imo. you can maybe come back from conspiracy theories or casual unconsidered racism. if you believe that even considering something from someone else's point of view is evil, my words can no longer help you. you've un-personed yourself.

The rise of gen AI, backed at every level by the far-right, suggests the arrival of an _anti-information_ age. AI offers a self-reinforcing bullshit loop that, much like a Russian disinfo operation, serves to muddy the information space and create doubt about the very nature of reality.

Aftermath. Gaza series. 2025

if 2016 is never going to end, i'm bringing back "pee tape real"

Every year, Father would come home with “Christmas yum.” He wouldn’t say what it was or where it came from. A delicious treat that went sour over the years, for as I got older, I came to assume it was a byproduct of his grim, unspoken duties. It was actually just marzipan. Should have eaten more.

I am going to get a gun. I'm going to get a special version of one of those bio-locks put on it so that it will only fire a bullet when pressed against my own skull. I'm going to put it behind glass that says "break in case of emergency". Then, hoho, it's time to invite an emergency into my life.

Yeah politics is still real. It matters what Neera and Hakeem and Nancy and Chuck and Alexandria are doing. We still have options besides forcing them to show they would kill 100 million of us, smiling. Blood is always a failure. Words can solve this. Words can solve anything. Words will solve this.

okay, so... if I can deal with one Neo-Nazi every minute and never sleep, I should finish in roughly... [doing calculations] 100 years. okay. [big exhale] sure. [cracking knuckles] alright. [running both hands through hair and pulling out two big clumps] great.

"average young boy's sperm count down 50%" factoid actualy just statistical error. average young boy's sperm count down 99%. Sperms Georg who goons in cave & blasts 10,000 ropes each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The Cave of the Yellow Dog (2005) 🇲🇳 Directed by Byambasuren Davaa

[Ludacris voice] can't ask a dog to live a dog's life! dogs don't act right! there's dogs playing basketball, and dogs on a halfpipe.

assembling a team - fake tan Nosferatu, hairplug inventor Nosferatu, stuffy lawyer Nosferatu, worm-filled Nosferatu, psychotically racist Nosferatu, lady Nosferatu, himbo Nosferatu, pedophile Nosferatu, another pedophile Nosferatu, sniper Nosferatu, billionaire podcaster Nosferatu

are we to accept that in every film where someone dies from strangulation in a scant few seconds their laryngeal fascia have been so devastated as to cause immediate death? an unlikely proposition that demands what some might name a "natural experiment" [wraps my hands firmly about my own throat]

newspapers really need to stop writing whole stories about things that are not real. just have a section called "lies they want us to print" that lists bullshit like this.

Another day, another writing a post that says "I am going to kill Laura Ingraham with a shovel." that I delete before posting.

why are people still buying eggs at the grocery store instead of buying from places like McDonald's (which hasn't doubled its breakfast prices) and then un-scrambling the eggs at home to re-use them?

ProPublica covers ethically dubious behavior at all levels, big and small, federal and hyper-local. Here's a great example by my colleague @annaleighclark.bsky.social about one small town in Ohio and the GMO salmon farm that never was: www.propublica.org/article/aqua...

drawing a harpy for a little @morkborg.com zine I'm making

AOC has them sputtering mad because she’s educating people on constitutional rights. You don’t see them freaking out at Jeffries for talking about egg prices.