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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

two congressional democrats turning keys at the same time and unlocking a vault with a six page memo inside

the first ignored are the first disappeared

thank GOD

GUY WHO THINKS KILLING PEOPLE WITH BETA VERSIONS OF SELF-DRIVING CARS IS JUST THE COST OF PROGRESS: lol look at this weird $40k line item in a $6 trillion budget. what a terrible waste

shellac - prayer to god

Elon Musk thought everybody would like him if he was like Tony Stark. But people don’t really like Tony Stark, they like Robert Downey Jr.

adulthood is trying to trick your parents into caring for other people

They can’t even set up a website securely and we’re supposed to trust them with everyone’s personal data.

RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself

people keep sneering that rfk jr is a former heroin addict as if that isn’t easily the most human thing about him lol

it's intellectually dishonest to separate the third reich from the american empire

the thought of us having aircraft built with UAP tech, that look and move like a UAP? is such a fucking bummer. see a fucking flying saucer land and some jackboot US military step out? cops ruin everything

It is easier to bring down the price of a single egg. The price of eggs will naturally follow

Oh the stuff Trump is doing is illegal? It’s actually against the law? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller

If you're discriminated against or arrested for being trans in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

lmao at Sam Altman redefining AGI as "when we make $100bn profit". what an incurious little worm. someone should squeeze the paste out of him with a steamroller

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social

Extremely me

i would never wish ill on anyone. however i do believe that john fetterman would make the juiciest most flavorsome sausages and burgers if he was ground up in a big machine

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out