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Sabrina Carpenter? Sorry, my heart only has room in it for one carpenter: Jesus.

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whacking off is such a funny phrase. who thought of that

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still mad that the patriots could’ve TRADED DOWN to get Travis Hunter but no of course the idiot rookie coach had to win a meaningless game 17

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randomly remembered the Harris Wittels bagel story and my day is better now

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ZOMBIE SPORTS COACH: cmon guys- hustle. Look dead out there!

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an interesting thing about seeing Cybertrucks on the road is that there’s never ever a friend sitting in the passenger seat

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I know it’s an overused phrase but the AI generated OnlyFans girls with Down syndrome drives a genuine “the internet was a mistake” from me

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Don’t look at how Tesla stock has changed after this announcement

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shit fuck someone get ahold of Nick Lachey

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JD Vance should visit JK Rowling

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Kid Rock is about to become the first Secretary of Defense who is sworn in with his stage name

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

[interviewing a babysitter] “so when did you start sitting on babies?”

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

The way you know money isn't important in Star Trek is that their poker games include a robot, a psychic, and a guy with x-ray glasses.

submitted 67 days ago • 11 comments

"Within minutes after DOGE accessed the NLRB's systems, someone with an IP address in Russia started trying to log in ... Whoever was attempting to log in was using one of the newly created DOGE accounts — and the person had the correct username and password"

submitted 13 days ago • 62 comments

[government disappears a US citizen for Doordashing a chimichanga] BLUESKY LAWYER TYPE PUNDITS: guys this is NOT normal ME: yeah we know dipshit

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thinking about my large glorious bosoms

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Picasso before every portrait: Now I’ll do a silly one

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[me as the drunk townsperson making fun of the most gifted scientist in our region] “bro Jonas thinks the moon is the boss of the ocean”

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ME: thanks for doing my nails GUY BUILDING MY DECK: stop calling it that

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

I get this but my opinion is different. trump is known to be easy to manipulate. I don’t see downside to just engaging w/o offering concessions. my preference is the AOC approach but there’s no data yet to show that it’s more effective. I like having multiple shots on goal for a better future

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DENTIST: this is gonna sting a bit ME: okay DENTIST: I’ve been sleeping with your mom

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Trump’s mental decline is obvious every time he speaks. Just read the actual quotes in today’s column. Incoherent babble. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

submitted 17 days ago • 72 comments

it’s weird how fish don’t know about snow

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

a tramp stamp is like a certificate of authenticity for women born in the 1980s

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Duke was the better team. By far. it pains me to say it, they were outcoached

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And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

it’s really not that complicated. both Trump (and Trump org) and Elon have massive amounts of debt. High interest rates are killing them, personally. Tanking the economy on purpose could push the Fed to reduce interest rates faster. It’s always been about personal gain