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Only known Cohen & Tate superfan. I like anime, film, music and comics.
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Cannot think of anything that would make me wish for a quick death more direly than a Lee Greenwood sing-along that I have no ability to escape from

Managed to get in an order of the X-Men and Fantastic Four Penguin Classics Collections before I had to cancel my card due to my email being hacked. At least I have that to look forward

It’s annoying enough that my email was compromised but this person apparently decided to add insult to injury by signing me up for a service entitled “BuyFakeUrine”

Reading the comic-only Batman: TAS sequel. Somehow Jason Todd is a thing in this.

Read the old Robin tpb. Did not know that tim drake's origin as Robin featured his parents being kidnapped by a stereotypical and possibly offensive african voodoo cult

Been on kind of a comic binge lately. It’s so funny how every future story arc featuring Hush makes it clear that it was NOT his self-proclaimed master strategies that made his initial plan and betrayals go off so well as much as the fact that he wasn’t on anybody’s radar yet.

Remembering when the Silver Age Batman comics first introduced a version of Batgirl as a love interest for Robin in an attempt to curb jokes that B & R were gay but then inexplicably decided to make Robin absolutely terrified of her.

Read some of The Power of Shazam last night and Jerry Ordway's art-especially on the initial graphic novel-is absolutely gorgeous

Love when a poster is just like “thinking about a nearly nonexistent type of person who makes me mad and convincing myself they’re everywhere”

You know having to deal with Reality TV Caligula and Idiot Billionaire Caligula at the same time really stinks

I love how with Tomino sometimes there’s a perfectly normal name amongst the hilarious ones he tends to choose. Marvel Frozen, Shott Weapon, Jeryll Coochibie…Todd Guinness?

Honestly every clip I’ve seen so far from that snl 50th anniversary concert thing makes it look horrendous

Would be interested to meet the type of person who’s like “oh this standard edition release is out of stock guess I’ll pay 200 dollars instead of waiting until it restocks in like a week”

Love the Tomasi & Gleason Superman run. Jon’s adorable but I do not think I’ve ever seen a character that gets kidnapped this often. Keep him on a shorter leash, Clark!

Thought I had the first volume of Ultimate Spider-Man but it’s actually “Ultimate Comics Spider-Man Vol. 1.” A relaunch/continuation with a far too similar name.

Annoying that now every time I hear a plane flying overhead now I am-depending on my mood-either thinking "oh so now this mf's about to fall on top of me" or "can you please get it over with already"

Absolutely hilarious situation from an outsiders perspective but I sympathize with Mr. Chubby Checker here. I wouldn’t want my name used for that either.

Think it’s pretty interesting that the 16 year old Bandai bd of the Escaflowne Movie was apparently overprinted so much that it’s still incredibly easy to find new copies of it but it’s impossible to find even used copies of the much more recent funimation release

*on my deathbed* anyone remember megaupload. Those were the days

I will not be doing that

Kingdom hearts live-action remake but they keep all the gigantic clown shoes

Indeed. I happen to be fusing with it as we speak. No, there is no way to stop it at this stage.

It's so beautiful to see a movie that is cinema

when you read a comic and your lookin 4 #SpiderBoy #spiderboynation

Trying to imagine the type of person that had no interest in Spider-Man until they gave him a kid sidekick

Rock stars used to change their names for a reason: it was so they didn’t have to go by shit like “Benson Boone.”

I’m sorry but the insistence in placing “For Grown Ups” in the title is only making me more certain that this particular award show is run by a bunch of 10 year olds in comically unconvincing disguises

Really annoying that Sony bought out RightStuf and just let everything under their store label go OOP. Some stuff like Gundam Wing will almost certainly come back at some point but I fear we may be out of luck with others. I hate monopolies.

I did not know that Shigeru Mizuki-the mangaka behind Gegege no Kitaro-lost his arm in WWII.

Hate when something with a very noticeable, iconic sense of style gets a reboot/sequel and it's patently obvious that no one on the original's staff were even consulted about it-let alone working on it

What will it take for you to actually do your job you useless fuck

Still cannot get over the fact that they did a FLCL sequel that looks like it was rendered on the PSP

Rewatching FLCL. Surely this isn’t something that will have a bunch of mediocre to outright bad sequels 20 years after the fact

Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,

Urotsukidoji is getting a complete release in japan and the cover art is maybe the ugliest I’ve ever seen

They should do a tv spin-off of that recent Elvis movie about various people attempting to keep him from killing himself with a variety of horrific recipes that sound like they were intended to knock out a hippo

I remember about a decade ago when people were posting “relationship goals” with like a picture of Harley Quinn and the Joker from the terrible Suicide Squad movie. It was like yeah it’s a good thing to set reasonable goals but I think you can do a little better than that

Mafia boss: I haven't seen you before . What's your name, kid? undercover detective who forgot he needed a pseudonym: they call me...uh...Shazzmeister Frank? *mafia boss is bewildered* UD(with obviously pained expression): it's-it's a family name

Low effort xmas jingle for a seafood place: We fish you a merry Christmas We fish you a merry Christmas We fish you a merry Christmas And a happy crustacean year

Everyone I meet: at least he should be done with all his Christmas bs now Me:🎶on the second day of Christmas-🎶

Don't care what anyone bts says I still like to believe the reason that stormtroopers never hit anything is less because they're incompetent and more because they're functionally 80 years old in clone years and can't actually see what they're shooting at

A lot of times people are like “this predicted 9/11” and it’s a disaster/apocalypse movie set in NY. What did you think was going to happen to two giant buildings in a film like that

Always thought one of the opening lines to this was "just took my son on a trip to Maine" and found out today that it's "just tilt my sun towards your domain." m.youtube.com/watch?v=6exs...

Santa:🎶Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sl-🎶 Rudolph: down on your knees S: What? R: if you want my help you better get down on your knees and start begging

Every television show, movie or book should have their own version of Homer Simpson in it

They should make an R-rated film adaptation of the hilarious 2005 Shadow the Hedgehog game. No, I don’t care if they lose money. It’s a sacrifice they should be willing to make.

Animals I was afraid of as a child: Dogs Sharks Turtles Frogs Horses Animals I thought would be my Best Friend: Cats Foxes Wolves Panthers

I remember getting the Ron Howard Grinch on VHS for Christmas one year. I put it on and then about 40 minutes later I ejected it and put it in the very back of my cabinet when I realized it wasn’t going to get any less nightmarish-while still being strangely boring.