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sosmol.bsky.social
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Sipping on the shit I find in the back part of the toilet at work

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Twitter being down is my 27th reason

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Finding out I’m intersex just means if you ever thought I was attractive it means your Gay, no matter what your gender is

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This time was preceded by an era where big business literally owned your labor. Company towns, company stores, etc. the presidency was owned by big business from McKinley to FDR (minus Roosevelt & Taft yrs) The fight it took to get to the golden era of the blue collar worker was just that, a fight

submitted 61 days ago • 13 comments

If you’ve never had sex with a loser, you’re the loser people have had sex with

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

I have a cuckold fetish for watching someone watch Attack on Titan for the first time

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

My behemoth of a wife likes to watch me crank my meat. We call this special time together, wide-load pallet jack

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Best work Christmas present ever

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Babes, come over. We are taking DXM and knocking all our teeth out with a screw driver

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Bought my mom and my gf matching lingerie for Christmas because it’s buy 2 get 1 free. So, now I’m over hear looking sexy as hell handing out presents on Christmas morning

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Kicking off 2025 by going into a k hole at medieval times

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Smoking on that shit that will get me pregnant

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Preparing my Christmas meal. A twink stuffed in an otter stuffed in a bear baked at 450 degrees

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Math rock is the white man’s jazz

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I don’t want to be a corporate weapon. I want to lie down and die

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Combating my receding hairline by getting an full head tattoo and joining a biker gang

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Sitting down with my boss for my annual review and then violently smashing my face into the keyboard on his desk until all that’s left is bloody mesh of blood flesh and bone

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Who up disappointing their parents?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hang down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

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Calling out of work tomorrow so I can stay home and finally get to work decoding the hidden messages being sent to me through all the Pornhub comments I’ve been reading

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Kicked out of the goon sesh with the bros for crying again.. smh

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I post, therefor I am

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Vomiting on the floor and throwing a screaming tantrum if my boss asks me to do anything productive tomorrow

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

How many hours do I have to do this for before I start seeing results?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I have $870,000 in gambling debt and I couldn’t be happier

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Drowning my sins in Sweet and Sour sauce

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Taking up the hobby of breastfeeding

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

pardoned turkeys often have a hard time being reintroduced to turkey society

submitted 125 days ago • 8 comments

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz I have HPV

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a tradition in my family that when the eldest brother reaches adulthood he must pass down his teenage cum sock to the youngest brother. Then the youngest brother passes it down to his son when he comes of age. It’s a beautiful ceremony to witness.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Ive gone blind and my dog is dead

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Chat gpt wouldn’t give me a straight forward answer. Does anyone know the lethal dose for overdosing by injecting cranberry sauce directly into my veins?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Playing a prank of my dementia riddled grandfather by substituting his colostomy bag with cranberry sauce

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Your in her DMs she’s saving my halo 3 clips to the file share. We aren’t the same.

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I guess blue sky doesn’t like free speech

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Introducing my younger cousins to the Galaxy Gas on the cousins walk

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Sending this to the family groupchat after getting kicked out of the house for arguing politics at the Thanksgiving table

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RFK jr. Will turn this country around. Cum health is Cum Wealth

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Getting a silky smooth handjob from Gumby

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Making my sexual partner play good cop bad cop while interrogating my genitals until I’m erect

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

How openly willing a woman is to go to Chili’s is directly corollated with how open she is to taking it in the ass

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve decided that I’m going to carry my baby to term and give birth, but I won’t be keeping it. Highest bidder keeps the kid

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

if i was a dick i would get so mad about being jerked off. put me down

submitted 117 days ago • 5 comments