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A sassy and sarcastic Canuck 🇨🇦songwriter, published author, coffee and Perrier connoisseur, music aficionado, history nerd, advocate, thrifter, bibliophile.
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stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion

submitted 14 hours ago • 26 comments

Make smart choices. The stupid ones tend to last forever

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

A whole bunch of Tradwives are gonna have to get jobs now

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

They need to bring saxophone solos back into music to make all the make all the ladies horny again.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 3 days ago • 1133 comments

For too long, America has had an economy

submitted 5 days ago • 68 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My optimistic side says this is the beginning of the end. My pessimistic side says the same.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

This explains why the world is in shambles.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You don’t need April Fool’s Day when every day you are a fool.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

To quote the late, great Carrie Fisher, things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism

submitted 13 days ago • 258 comments

Happy opening day I whisper to this jar of pickles

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Assuming the worst but hoping for the best just means you’re prepared for any scenario. I’m not a doomer. I’m a realist. I also have the gift/curse of pattern recognition.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

My supernovas are less champagne, and more hotdog water.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Some of y’all really should use the dictionary to look up the definition of ethics and morals.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You can never run out of music. There’s always something left. I love that.

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Some of y’all fucked around and you are about to find out real hard 😏

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

botox or bangs you don’t need both

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Nice trousers. Where did you get them? Forever 61?

submitted 356 days ago • 17 comments

I’m not a back burner girl, I’m a front burner girl.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Hot MILFS in your area are looking to get philosophical

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”

submitted 682 days ago • 50 comments

The Dance of the Swans is the best thing you’ll see today

submitted 19 days ago • 268 comments

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i’m tired i just want to drink iced coffee, read books and eat snacks.

submitted 26 days ago • 215 comments

Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz.

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

I'm a Brit, you're Canadian. Please don't thank me for thanking you, I'll only feel compelled to thank you back so you’ll then thank me again and before you know it we'll have been at it all night.

submitted 27 days ago • 30 comments

born to accomplish nothing, forced to accomplish something

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Sex is great but have you ever enjoyed dark chocolate mousse and bottle of Château Margaux together as you watch Tesla stock plunge into the abyss?

submitted 35 days ago • 18 comments

Sorry for being a bitch earlier there were too many noises happening at the same time, everything smelled odd and I could feel my clothes….

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t stir the pot, I smoke it.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

if you keep telling people what a nice guy you are you’re not

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

Growing up watching Unsolved Mysteries led me to believe I should have spontaneously combusted by now

submitted 324 days ago • 0 comments

A hopeless romantic can spend hours reminiscing about a single minute.

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

In Canada, we’ll do dirty things for poutine but not for Putin

submitted 35 days ago • 48 comments

ⓘ this user takes naps a lot

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

facebook...because who doesn't want to argue politics with someone we haven't seen since the 6th grade.

submitted 40 days ago • 43 comments

My love language is snacks.

submitted 37 days ago • 17 comments

💯

submitted 45 days ago • 631 comments

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

submitted 46 days ago • 448 comments

Remember you could turn on the news and not say "what the fuck?" every five minutes?

submitted 46 days ago • 11 comments

Get out and vote.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time to eat the rich, and I, for one, am ravenous

submitted 48 days ago • 262 comments

open.spotify.com/track/0iO2iC...

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments