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soulsike.bsky.social
Writer, corporate cog. I want the Jetsons car and food pellets future I was promised, growing up DC and PR statehood now. Resist. Survive. Thrive.
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Coco Jones is stupid fine

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Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert are draining each other's swamps. Not enough vomit in the world...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Could I do a survey with all the streaming services to let them know all the diseases and illnesses I DON'T have, so I stop getting all these drug commercials? I don't want to see them, and I don't want them spending advertising money which causes increased prices on those who need them...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"Art can save your life, but entertainment will never be your salvation." - Josh Johnson, YouTube this week

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hollowing out the infrastructure and telling everyone from the scientists to the garbage men to go home is the same thing they did to Iraq, and well, that worked out just great.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Philly police are greasing up the light poles by now

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Could Patrick be having a worse day than Aubrey's about to have ?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Have we seen this mess yet?? www.whitehouse.gov/uncategorize...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You made it through the 10 darkest weeks of the year! ☀️ Here's 10 sunshine songs. Here's to making it through whatever. Here's to feeling bright again. YES WE WILL.

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

I feel like Mero is responsible for this, @chrislhayes.bsky.social

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration. It’s fucking brilliant.

submitted 43 days ago • 93 comments

The fact that they're inaugurating this dude on MLK's holiday is the reason we ask "Who all gone be there?"

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?

submitted 50 days ago • 65 comments

I vote we rename it the Gulf of Income Disparity

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The next live cohort of my personal branding course kicks off Monday, and I'm giving away a FREE SPOT! Use this link to tell me what your brand needs most right now, and you have the chance to claim it! us18.list-manage.com/survey?u=b50... Hurry! This giveaway is only for 24 hours! ⏰ Good luck!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

These new girls, iono...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It took Brad and Angelina 8 years to break up. My longest relationship was only 7 years, and we broke up in an afternoon.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone ever asked Ricky Gervais to play Elon, or can SNL make that happen?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Beyonce said them tour tickets going on sale the day your W-2 hits in January.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Taco Bell has chicken nuggets starting today... won't He do it? Lol

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Now that I've listened to this Snoop & Dre album a couple times, I've realized my disappointment in it is mostly my own fault. Yes, it's "masterfully mixed" and sounds like 10 million bucks, but there is absolutely no hunger to this LP, and expecting these two to eat like their 20s on this is on me.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Ever realize that some folks in your life are just Rubbermaid lids that lost their bowls years ago? Why are you still holding on to that?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The news said we may get "snow squalls" this afternoon, and this is my new nickname for aggressive white girls...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching the Lioness show rn and want Zoe Saldaña to ruin my life

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Hit the antique mall and got a stack of $3 rekkids. Felt good.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Tupac would have told Little Shawn he didn't want to go to the studio that night and stayed home.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Pop Culture Jeopardy, and suddenly I'm Rosie Perez in White Men Can't Jump... "Actors who start with Q... Quvenzhané Wallis, ummm"

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Can we use AI to remove off-beat clapping on live albums already? (Black Pumas in Brooklyn, I'm looking at you)

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments