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This is only an iteration. Don't get comfortable.
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submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Interestingly, "just grow food in your yard" is not *actually" a "plan"

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 222 comments

Just got back. Grandpa said the information depressed him so much that he decided to not have any chi-------

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

People make fun of Illinois because we keep putting our governors in jail but that’s stupid. I’d estimate that 80% of all governors belong in jail. You hate us because we actually get it done.

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

Why didn’t Congress invite Zelenskyy to address Congress? Not enough war crimes?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Speaking solely as the editor of The Approval Matrix I have a few format objections. As a human being I have some additional complaints.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Nobody exposes American hypocrisy better than Trump, with his vulgar way of saying things out loud that past Presidents did long before him, just quietly. Today we find out that Americans are vehemently opposed to exploiting another country's precious geographical & energy resources. Who knew?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My Gene Hackman memorial watch this weekend is The Hunting Party (1971), one of three released in the year that was his career turning point.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Zelensky should have played ball and gotten a deal, which Trump of course would have honored by the way.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

what if we had a global attentional strike. for one hour, everyone who's awake just stops taking in what is happening, interrupting the flow of consciousness and birthing the crystal silence of unwitnessed pure being. then we lock in and get back to it. to be clear, this only works if nobody cheats

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

obsessing today on the profound economy & rich tonal range of "saw my baby down by the river / knew she'd have to come up soon for air"

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

A substantial part of what Pam Bondi gave to the right-wing social media cherry-pickers at the White House today was published more than a decade ago by Gawker.

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

Um, actually "Fuck off" is only PG-13, for example it was allowed in X-MEN FIRST CLASS. If she said it twice it would be R-Rated but definitely not X-Rated. This is why people don't trust the media

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

uh oh

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I dare Bongino to try to go toe to toe with The Drizz, the FBI Director in our Hearts

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDUk...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The only types of post I see now

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Y'know another swell guy who wanted to father endless children by remote control was Jeffrey Epstein.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My Twitter archive arrived.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

We need to have an international holiday every year where the richest person in the world is ritually thrown into a volcano. Good, healthy disincentivizer.

submitted 10 days ago • 46 comments

Unironically, these letters are a good example of how we’re ruled by evil men now. It would have cost them nothing to be at least slightly sympathetic. “Hey man, we know this is rough, but we have to tighten our belts and…” They instead deliberately made them as cruel as possible.

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

If I ever had the chance to meet Viggo Mortensen, I fear all I would want to discuss was his five minutes in The Prophecy.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I've always thought "sci-fi is important because it fosters appreciation for science" as bullshit, and it has been borne out by the fact that the tech sector seems more obsessed in replicating nonsensical crap from fiction instead of innovation based on actual advances in science.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

taking a sharpie and labeling all my food with the various stat increases it provides upon consumption (example: pear, 8% satiety, 1 comfort, 1% dexterity)

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

Oh I will help regulate the militia very well if they come for the post office.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Seriously one thing I think is really underrated about Fury Road is how the villains are a handful of gerontocrats, physically weak oligarchs who have resource hoarded / socially manipulated the young to doing their violent bidding.

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Probably not a good idea to let Elon keep his wealth until he can buy a robot dog army

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments