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soupman.bsky.social
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 9 days ago • 368 comments

Democratic Senator: I have been informed that a toilet camera has been installed in your toilet, and yes, it is being used in the way you might imagine, please donate 7 dollars so we can do something about this

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil

submitted 31 days ago • 147 comments

Despite how I feel about our PM and the current NDP I think it’s hilarious & smart that they flipped the script on the axe the tax guy by slashing GST/PST and forcing him to vote no on the bill to keep his “I’m not JT” image up - even though it’s a bigger cut on prices than canning the carbon tax

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Calling my lawyer from jail: I only have a minute so listen carefully. I need you to log on to my account and post "Conversations used to hit different on these" and a pic of a rotary phone

submitted 87 days ago • 17 comments

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

submitted 87 days ago • 706 comments

submitted 88 days ago • 23 comments

I see that the new Attorney General is already trending on Twitter.

submitted 102 days ago • 329 comments