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Cranky old man. Miniatures, tabletop games, sci-fi jokes, cheap booze, and plastic robots. Also some birb. Analog nerd. ADHD squirrel brain. The kraut that puts out.
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As I get older, my political affiliation shifts more and more toward "Guillotine".

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PUSH THE BUTTON

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Space Pope Karen.

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Maybe being a serf for a feudal tech-lord won't be so bad?

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So Herr Klown is signing a decree making English the "official" language of the United States. The fucker has a fourth-grade vocabulary. Basically, he's too stupid to learn even one language, much less any others.

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Primitive human artists, post one thing to convince people to follow you. #artshare

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For birds, every day is Planet Of The Apes.

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Today we have programmed your agony booths for Mandatory Fun Time. Anyone found to be having insufficient fun will be subject to Remedial Fun Time in the box of stinging bumble-puppies.

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My life is best described as a series of horrible mistakes.

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Another day, another moronathon.

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Greetings fellow mammals. I can assure you that we are all definitely mammals here. Yessir, we mammal all the time. With our mammary glands.

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What we have here is a failure to excommunicate.

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Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?

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I like planes that don't crash.

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Cthulhu/Dagon 2028: Don't settle for the lesser evil.

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The Four Horses of the Apocalypse say the Time Is Neigh.

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Obviously written by someone who doesn't have ADHD.

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Ain't none of us getting out of this world alive.

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We recommend not downloading the latest update as it may contain hidden murderdroid malware.

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What you get when you order Gort off of Wish.

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Way to disappoint me, Phil.

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This printer is my spirit animal.

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Today we have programmed your agony booths for "Oh God It's Only Tuesday". Please keep any screaming to a minimum as it upsets the spoo.

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GREETINGS PRIMITIVE MAMMALS

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Your periodic reminder.

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Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is usually an oncoming train.

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Time for a bug hunt.

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Grendel's breakfast is rather plainish; he just has coffee and a Danish.

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I feel like I have lived too long.

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Nostalgia is a feeling of fondness for a past that never really existed.

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Greetings fellow mammals. I can assure you that we are all definitely mammals here. Yessir, we mammal all the time. With our mammary glands.

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Today we have programmed your agony booths for Maximum Unpleasant Stimuli. Anyone found to be insufficiently stimulated will be subject to Ultimate Unpleasant Stimuli. Have a nice day.

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Time for a bug hunt.

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Will no one rid us of this turbulent clown?

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I should fake my own death. That way when I really die nobody will believe it.

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Nothing matters. Eat twelve pounds of bacon for breakfast. You will not regret it.

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Remember, the guillotine has a 0% rate of recidivism.

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