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sourkumquat.bsky.social
I push buttons on a computer for a living. Will smooch all of my friends. He/Him
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Every single time someone has gone to their group and started the conversation with "be cool" it's because they're about to explain how they fucked up, how it's gonna fuck the group over, but things might be ok in the end maybe?

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easter egg hunts this year are gonna be disappointing, huh

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

They tried baking you a cake.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

putting pickle juice through the soda stream

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Y’all know what to do

submitted 2 days ago • 401 comments

the soy boys are hoarding all the umami and I can't handle it anymore

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Why did the US put tariffs on 2 uninhabited islands?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is my dog and she's my favorite

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Conservative think tank working to come up with a country song about cybertrucks

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is the one day a year I am able to see ALL trans people at the same time. I know about all the shit you guys are up to. I'm proud of most of you, kinda weirded out by what the rest of y'all are doing while you think nobody is watching. figure it out, fam

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I hope I die in a theatre so I can be the ghost all the house staff tell people about

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I think those storks that deliver babies should unionize

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments