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I push buttons on a computer for a living. Will smooch all of my friends. He/Him
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I think Chappell Roan would have made a pretty great pope tbh

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Can we keep this pope away from JD?

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This is basically what my sex life is

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Does water know it has a chance at being toilet water?

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The pope currently has the perfect cover to assassinate DJT. Nobody expects the guy who was killed by Vance

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Feeling cute, might irreparably blow up my life for no reason

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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

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Bill Nude the Science Dude

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