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sourmessytwisted.bsky.social
Multilayered and Messy,feminine a.f. yet somehow male 😭🤯😭, 2.5 on the Kinsey Scale ,mentally ill,32 y/o, Pronouns Bat/Man,Creature/It ,STL,Jake Robertson
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My dog is literally snoring away and I'm missing for the 4th time since trying to go to sleep, earlier I said fuck and watched an episode and a half of Family Guy ,I'm on a binge right now of the last 3 seasons

I'm leaving ,Twitter takes drunk ms in better and I was soppused to watch Boy Meets wirkd and I e piece, I'm so ready for baseball

God i hate my penis,i mean yeah I have to piss all the time but also I hate men and the fact that I am one make ms me sick

Leaving yall with this before I go to sleep rave.dj/Yv4oycAboOMimQ

Making waves to a degree on here, even got a new phone recently and I'm still constantly making typos and the phone can proof read for me if I let it

I hope yall know I'm cutting my time on here back and making less waves on here as soon as my Twitter jail sentence is over ,I keep trying to make a community on here and I just can't build it up as well and it shouldn't but it continues to bother me

I commented on Ariana appearance again ,3 times now people have attacked me for doing so, if I didn't actually care about her or love her I'd keep my mouth shut but because I'm afraid of how unhealthy she looks and don't like seeing someone i love going through something I'm the bad guy like wtf

Telling my straight best friend about all the gay US president's because he's got the Sims autism and can only learn through the Sims

Uhg why am I awake

I used to love Taylor Swift blindly and I desperately want to love her but it's so damn hard with them rose colored glasses broken, she's like literally such an awful person and it sucks because I don't want to see that and I don't want to think about her as often as I do that's for sure

So tired but on a roll right now,I can only imagine if I was drunk

I really like being away from Elon but it for real is just so quiet on here, i don't like it

I left my color changing light bulb outside for Christmas and just brought it back out of storage after bringing it in earlier this month and it keeps glitching

Yeah so I'm gonna be pissed if Bilie doesn't win ,this whole album is just amazing

I did a one song late night dance party and filmed it ,watched it back, uploaded it to TikTok and yet I'm still upset about how fat I look while literally being 185 which is healthy a.f. for a 32 y/o male(last word makes me sick)

Where is the #Pokémon Community at on here ,I hate Twitter Jail

Let's go Cheifs

OK so clearly Blue Sky isn't a good place to be a Cheifs fan

This Twitter jail thing is killing, during this Cheifs game