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“I hope this guys turning” -Mary as she pulls into oncoming traffic on our way to the bank 🧍🏻

God dammit it happened again.

PSA from Arcturus:

It's ok to take care of yourself. It's ok to get some rest. It's ok to become a lonely lighthouse keeper and spend your days cursing the sea and your nights gently going mad as you write an unending novel about ghost cats.

This is not my cat

I think I’ve hit my breaking point (my fingies are cold)

“This is a picture of my mom… she don’t got no teeth that’s why you can’t see them in her smile” -Mary, my 67 y/o coworker Girl it’s 10am😭

The hardest thing about smoking a turkey is rolling it.

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

Arcturus don’t give a fck

Working with older people is so funny bc why did my coworker show me a picture and say “did you see this picture of my aunt and uncle who got burnt up in a fire” and then immediately go back to tagging clothes.

She is so eepy but will not close the eyes

🤍🩶🖤

those cranes wives are craning and wifing so hard right now jesus christ

not an early bird, nor a night owl, just generally sleepy all the time

Every day I wake up, I find out what medically wrong with me, then I go to bed.

#thecranewives my beloved