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southofburnside.bsky.social
Always down for Good Trouble. Dog lover. Huge fan of that denim-slinging horse lady šŸ‘‘šŸ I once built a Lego Zamboni. āœ”ļø
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Is the cyber truck the JD Vance of cars… …or… is JD Vance the cyber truck of humans?

Welp. Here we fucking go, I guess…

I am NOT mentally ready for what’s coming.

‪I may be (probably am) delusional, but if the Houston Rodeo theory is right, we’re going to find out what BeyoncĆ© is up to in about 3.5 hours when the rodeo announces their music lineup. šŸ¤žšŸ» šŸŽ ‬

I can’t wait to see what this whiskey-slinging candle tycoon has in store for us. Giddyup.

Night 1 was LIT!

This little dog.

Today, I turned in my last final exam. The learning portion of my grad program is done and now it’s just the final project. Only five months to go.

And just like that, the Sunday Scaries are gone. šŸŽ‰ šŸ¾ 🄳

I’m completely over my MBA program, so I just listened to this week’s lecture at 2x speed and absorbed 90%. Decades of listening to Busta Rhymes has really paid off.

100% doing this to my dryer vent.

I was exactly this minute old when I realized Russell Wilson is now playing for the Steelers…

If anyone needs me, I’ll be holed up in my kitchen, burying my feelings under five pounds of cornbread and butter.

These people are monsters. 😔

He probably wanted your warm spot. 100% not speaking from experience.

Let’s go, everybody!

Abbott Elementary just might be THEE most perfect show. (And @quintabrunson.bsky.social is a genius. ā™„ļø )

I gave myself one week to grieve and process this bullshit as best I could. Today, I got back to my routine with a very (VERY) rainy 5k.

Ok…so I just had my first physical in six years and I was absolutely terrified to do it…like ā€œrescheduled-it-three-timesā€ scared…but I just got all of my results back and everything was normal. I’ve never felt such relief. The only real feeling of hope I’ve had in a week.

The Department of Government Efficiency

Soooo…the Department of Government Efficiency will have two…TWO…people running it? šŸ˜‘

Me, September through 11/5: I’m going to handle all of this stress by eating well, running, and being mindful. Me since 11/5:

This is Harper Mae. She’s an 11mo pit bull and an absolute lunatic of a teenager. She’s also far more qualified for any Cabinet position than anyone in the clown car that’s currently being put together.