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Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him) 🚫 OF, Crypto, Illuminati. Your DM had better be substantive, or you WILL be blocked. Say potato, Elizabeth.
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Piss off the unions at your own peril, Donnie.

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An excellent question.

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This codger is a champ!

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They're a highly collusive group, all dedicated to the goal of gargling Trump's sack and eating out his crusty børt. Together, this team will usher in a new golden shower.

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He can work the markets like a fucking yo-yo, but nothing is ever going to salvage Tesla. So at least there's that.

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Unless the Dems move to impeach, AOC, Bernie, and Booker are just the greasepaint on John Wayne Gacy's face.

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Last night in my dream somebody asked me if I can draw, and I said, "Only conclusions."

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Trump is in power because we have collectively allowed people like him to evolve over a period of many millennia. We never weeded them out. I can only conclude that this is what we want. We've FA'd and now we're FOing. (Don't forget ecological collapse and peak oil too!) 😄

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Got me a hankerin'!

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It's International Beaver Day! How will you celebrate your international beaver?

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I give you... The Schumer.

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Too good—and true—not to share.

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They'll never pass the credit check.

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Blivit. That's ten pounds of shit in a three-pound bag.

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But what does he really think? 🤔

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The Trump economy is a game of no-card monte.

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Please remember that not everyone is physically able to show up at a protest. Bear this in mind when you demand that "everyone" participate. Choose better language, please.

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Elvis Presley something something. Made you look! 🤪

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Imagine an album of various artists covering all the songs Elvis stole from Black artists. Title? "Straining for Stool."

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There's a succor borne every minute.

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And don't be a dick.

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Let's celebrate America's obsessive pursuit of wealth and hellness.

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I bet we'd all like Republicans a whole lot more if we tried them deep fried.

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#caturday

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Just watched the 1978 remake of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." A brilliant metaphor for totalitarianism. Highly recommended if you're struggling to understand where we are as a country right now.

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Let's eat RFK.

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Here there be wisdom. app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/c701...

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The vastness of the human potential rises inconceivably higher than petty power or worthless wealth. We need to grow the fuck up already.

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Trauma is ubiquitous.

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The enslaver is enslaved by slavery.

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Can we start with knowing the difference between misinformation (unintentional, i.e., not orchestrated) and disinformation? And maybe stop implying that Democrats are, by definition, evil. Finally, Goldberg is hardly a bastion of progressive thought. Hardly. Gourd, whatta buncha idjits!

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