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@esbysie.bsky.social start posting on here again

in my work era. at my deskcore

in my going to bed era

aw what the hell. pass the slop old friend

If everyone on earth gave me just 5 dollars I'd have 40 dollars

counselors are psyops

they should let gordon ramsay into the red scare podcast hosts homes to do a sort of hell's kitchen but it's for retards apartments and he's like crying a little and pointing at anna's kid like what the fuck is that ohhhhhh you did not tell me you had a child We have to call the government . fuck me

in my benighted era

a head of state is sort of like a big national baby

gitmo is too cute of a name for what it is

putting everyone who ever won the nobel peace prize in a big sealed room and we'll see how peaceful it is

Whenever I tell my friends I think a guy is hot they immediately ask if he is old and/or fat

i wish cigarettes just sort of killed you suddenly at like 70 instead of slowly having a massive negative effect on your health

hm? oh no these aren't cutting scars I just live with this little evil guy who likes to slice me

i love experiencing significant or meaningful events. that to me is like. the best

< bitch who's fucking the penis man for penis

hey dad, you'll never believe this, but I'm pretty sure I have a new health issue,

i love when I exfoliate

God will damn me (personal promise)

Sorry for being a woman it will happen again

there's no law on this earth that can stop you from walking on your tip toes

*seeing anything Christian* sooo Ethel Cain

angery

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so who still uses this app

drinking a tall glass of water, and reflecting, tremulous