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Dick Tracy called. He said you’re a buttface and he’s been plowing your mom.

the only Switch 2 we're promoting is a switch from disposable wipes 2 toilet paper or a bidet

listen to purity ring that is today’s commandment

I’ve been drunk on magnets all day and I can literally hear every sound in the universe.

On todays episode: The groupchat kills god

She makes the bass drop … in my heart 🥺

Send nude pics of your heart to me

emperor palpatine: we are one hundo building a second one, no question, i don't care how much it costs insolent peon that is about to die: more like 'debt star'

Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)

Discovery really is a perfect album. Not a single note out of place.

It's the weekend, baby

A billionaire owning the Bill of Rights and the Constitution is a little too on-the-fucking-nose for 2025. #ItBelongsInAMuseum! apnews.com/article/ken-...

pantsless at the alamo drafthouse

Has Katy Perry always been embarrassing?

Where’s Authy so i can yell at them? This new UI is utter trash

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse theonion.com/fringe-...

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

A second pope has hit the conclave?

Hahahaha AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love that for them. 🥹

“He’s Minecraft vegan AND regular vegan.”

Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies

Booooooooooo

I wanna be pope. How do we make that happen

Let’s go back to 2015 and try again, this timeline is bad.

Cat autism

Executive Horsewives

Ihop corn cakes. I said what I said.

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement