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spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 34yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf. WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
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so many people have been telling me i should be a voice actor as of late

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kobold who eats the mug of their hot chocolate (it's crunchy!)

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i know i'm against AI slop, but i can't deny the fact that AI shitposts have been some of the most consistently funny shit i've ever seen

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kobolds be like: YIPYIPYAP *bites you* YIPYIPYAP *eats rock* YIPYIPYAP *kisses dragon*

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recently gentlied kobold: :}

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kobold crying under a rock (they were not gentlied)

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average kobold on first time carried by a dragon:

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the power has blinked consistently at the absolute WORST possible times over the past hour

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"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?" fuck yeah!

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imma do this!

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outside: *starts thundering loudly* me: now seems like a good time to walk down to the metal mailbox with a phone in my hand and no umbrella whatsoever!

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had a girl i met call me her "pookie" and im smiling :}

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i photobombed another kobold! (bottom left)

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high heels are so fucking sexy <3333

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fun fact: if BTTF was set in modern day, Marty would be traveling back to the mid-90s

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a kobold might yip

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fun fact: yip

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how to stop unruly kobolds:

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xp-34 landspeeder with radon-ulzer 620cc engines

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saw a rerally cute girl in heels looking at an apartment here. I walked past her to get to my car and heard her go "on second thought maybe I don't want to live here...."

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