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spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 34yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf. WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
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preeetty convinient how college has reached its most prohibitively expensive in a time where a college degree is pretty much mandatory for the most menial of jobs

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a long time ago, i entered a fanart contest to draw someone's OC. they DM'd me telling me that my art style was an insult to their OC and they liked them less because of it. a few days later, they sold said OC because, and I quote, "couldn't stand looking at them anymore"

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Kobold 1: I wish I could marry a dragon Kobold 2: That's what Manfredi and Johnson wished, too, and look what happened to them. Mandfredi and Johnson: we love our dragon wives!

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i consider it a compliment when people think my impression is an AI voice. to me, that says my impression is pretty much perfect.

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@alicemysz.bsky.social what style of shoe suits a maid best, preferably one for cuddles and companionship?

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kobold: ever heard of upyip!? dragon: wat's upyip-FUCK kobold: YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP kobold 2: YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP every kobold in the cave: YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP

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kobold: *screams* dragon: ah, music to my ears...

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finally hatched a shiny ralts in a love ball in swsh after THOUSANDS of eggs BUT IT'S A BOY.

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i love how my family's response to my health concerns is "stop thinking about it, you're fine"

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i wish i was allowed to have a partner, but being permanently jobless due to clinical and psychological reasons, and thus having no income, means i'm undeserving.

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im eepy

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Adobe doesn't deserve to be here :) here's hoping the whole company burns~

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so a few of my friends on VRChat are Helluva Boss RPers, and we all enjoy RWBY. so, we decided to have a side gig to I.M.P where we hunt Grimm in Remnant VR. enter Team BLAM: Blitzo, Loona, Ace (my OC), and Moxxie. Blitzo: Atlas Shotgun Loona: Long Memory Ace: Ember Celica Moxxie: Atlas Rifle

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there was this beautiful woman ahead of me in the checkout earlier. black louboutin hee;s with that PERFECT click-clack sound, a big black bow in her hair, shiny dark red lips... im just minding my own business when she says "can you go to another lane? your ugliness is making me physically sick."

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i love how warping in Star Trek went from a woosh to a BANG

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nobody: kobolds meeting someone for the first time:

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YIP

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why tf do GERD symptoms have to mimic those of a heart attack almost 100%

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he can enslave me anytime <3333

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you don't have to be a GoT fan to appreciate this news. DIREWOLVES! ARE! BACK! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPX4...

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@tommothecabbit.bsky.social I'll drop some pics of Dixie here since I can't send pics in chats for some reason

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