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The Senate has taken the incredible/inevitable decision to confirm Kash "Qanon" Patel as director of the FBI The Deep State must be shaking in their boots www.wired.com/story/kash-p...

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

The heck was going on in Episode 3, Season 3 of Yellowjackets?

Fuck it, the constitution is dead anyways, the dems should run Lugi Mangione in 2028. 50 state landslide 70% of the popular vote guaranteed.

HEY, BATSHIT BOBBY Take a hint from your northern neighbors who care about keeping their people alive.

Steve Bannon was not "throwing his heart to the audience". It is common knowledge he doesn't have a heart. youtube.com/shorts/ZYKRY...

Hey ya'll. With egg prices surging & some grocery stores limiting purchases, consider these egg cooking substitutes! (Bananas make the best brownies.)

DOGE is hiring. "Give four bullet points about your expertise": - My username on some websites is Fappachino - I used Grok once - I hate woke - Cybertrucks are dope

So far this admin has ‘accidentally’ fired nuclear safety staff and now folks working to combat bird flu.

Adults: "I don't like this lamp. Why don't I like it? What could I replace the lamp with that will be effective?" *Replaces and unplugs lamp* Children: "I don't like this lamp." *Blows up the power plant*

Four free Covid-19 tests from USPS: special.usps.com/testkits

God this is fucking infuriating

Not even a month into the BurgerRiech and I'm exhausted.

Musk firing 330 from the National Cancer Institute That's 10 percent of workforce. FUCK CANCER AND FUCK THESE FIRINGS www.splinter.com/the-unhinged...

Zoom requiring their own employees to return to office full time is irony if I've ever heard of it.

If RFK Jr is confirmed, the government is confirming they do not care about the health of the American people. Instead of screaming into the void, I'll ditch science; crystals have healing powers, evil spirits cause colds, and squirrels can predict the future. Fuck it.

A man just called me a bratty cunt for not wanting to go to dinner with him because he said "thinking about your dead body turned me on". Yes, I am a bratty cunt, loud and proud.