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Getting as many vaccines as humanly possible specifically to level up my autism

*Stares at Bluesky* "Defund the Police" was the compromise position. "Abolish the Police" is what it was watered down from. And people are still clutching their pearls about it, which is making me think that compromise positions aren't worth taking at this time.

We were getting close, but we have officially hit ‘Anne Frank’ level of Fascism

come over me and my buddy found a tv channel that makes you grow horrendous appendages

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lmfao they're doing this on purpose to cope I swear

trying not to smoke when I'm sick

has anyone studied this

honestly? kinda

hello from Vienna, which I found out tonight has a fast food place called "Hab's Burgers"

a gen x classic rewritten for the times🥲

a well funded korean-cajun culinary exchange program would, in its own way, be as or more beneficial to humanity than kennedy's moon shot

Yeah, no. I just refuse to believe anyone ever made this innocently & not as a joke

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

I've gotten to the point that the cashiers in my neighborhood don't immediately switch to English when they hear my accent and it feels good

everything about the tech and ai world makes me sick to my stomach. it’s all so deeply anti-social

getting COVID means taking a week off, which no one can afford, so they don't test for or acknowledge COVID, it's "just a cold" then if you get something else it's not even a cold it's just allergies you're fine to go spread it at work!

As a person who has studied history, an autism registry is a five alarm fire.

"But Dr. Amy, why do you support self-diagnosis? Shouldn't people get an official assessment to be sure?" Well, some people are concerned that they might get put on government lists if autism is in their official medical record. "That sounds kind of like catastrophizing, doesn't it?" BITE ME

wait there was also the time someone tried to say "this ain't it chief" is racist because "chief" is for indigenous people only

my favorite Twitter Moment was that time a Leninists trans girl tried to cancel Thomas Sankara for "outlawing polyamory"

allergies are serious and we need to take them seriously, trivializing them puts people at risk

if you lie about allergies at a restaurant you should be kicked out and permanently banned

Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.

trying to balance my four humors (alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, and THC)

EVERYONE: “if they deny due process to non-citizens, they can and will deny it to citizens too” SMUG IDIOTS: “I would simply show my birth certificate and clear it all up!” [ICE kidnaps a U.S. citizen] [shows birth certificate to judge] [judge shrugs] “sorry, can’t help u”

putting my big duffle bag of fencing gear in my cats favorite perch to punish her for shitting on my shoe

exactly half my bed is covered in cat hair

openly talking about imprisoning political dissidents in foreign prisons seems like a bad fucking sign

This is the kind of shit to go after. It seems low level but no, these fucks are exactly who to literally destroy.

El Salvador is a contractor providing the United States with a paid service. The idea that we couldn’t get anyone they’re holding back with the snap of a finger just by asking is so ludicrous on its face, it seems less like a real excuse and more like a test of how much shit the courts will eat.

state troopers and police in general overwhelmingly support Trump and back these policies. the cops are not going to save you or anyone from the cops.

“The Trump administration wants to create a Schrodinger’s box — quite literally, the CECOT prison is that box — where anyone can be sent… but at which point the U.S. government can claim to no longer have any authority because people within that box are in the custody of a foreign sovereign.”

no lies detected. #civilrights

Now that Trump has openly stated he’s going to defy SCOTUS I come back to wondering what Schumer meant by “rise up.” Is it protests? Because those are happening. What is his plan now to fight this as a U.S. Senator, one of the 100 most powerful people in the country?

I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

oh cool we're already at the "just following orders" stage near 🙃

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador: