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Allison | Future 32 year old | she/her | Kmart lesbian | Заслуженный Изобретатель СССР | Only has the good disorders
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submitted 6 days ago • 44 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

💛🦌Rie sketch

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone

submitted 27 days ago • 31 comments

I hit her with a rolling pin lmao

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

gift for @mrpecu.bsky.social !

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Well I got 12 hour suspended for threatening to do something to Elon Musk

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

submitted 35 days ago • 59 comments

wwuff!!!! X3

submitted 72 days ago • 10 comments

Reward piece for that Drill Goth design!

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

bunny means business.🐰

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

I know I shouldn't stay on twitter it's like watching Vikings that time if you keep watching from here you only have yourself to blame

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

assault mech named SNUFF STAR, pilot not expected to survive long enough to warrant a callsign

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

Do you think the horses involved in drawing and quartering guys were ever like, "Aw man, this is so messed up. I hate this." Or do you think they just enjoyed the break from being at the front of wagons. No judgement either way, obviously. Those horses have been judged by God already

submitted 39 days ago • 14 comments

Word 2000 Rainbow Gradient "THE SWASTIKA" is *unbelievably* evocative of like, at least four groups and communities you can think of. Someone should get a trophy for that

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submitted 83 days ago • 139 comments

Cyber Monday? A/S/L?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard

submitted 87 days ago • 110 comments

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

submitted 94 days ago • 15 comments

Me when someone recommends Arcane

submitted 88 days ago • 150 comments

submitted 88 days ago • 25 comments

really losing it at this review of a pan that seems concerned about pans at a conceptual level

submitted 89 days ago • 8 comments

I wanna fuck a goblin.

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

He can't just buy companies! He bought twitter because they called his bluff and he goes sued into it! NOBODY is ever going to let him take charge of anything ever again! He's stupid!

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Oh no he's been taken to the Location

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments