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Allison | Future 32 year old | she/her | Kmart lesbian | Заслуженный Изобретатель СССР | Only has the good disorders
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Bought a new mallet today

walkies? #art #oc

JUDGE: I am holding you ME: 🥹 JUDGE: in contempt ME: 🥺

Back in 2019 when I was starting to go psychotic I thought I was probably being possessed by a demon but I didn't resist or fear it because I thought Whatever dude, i'm a fucking loser. You want a shot at this? Here's the controller

infinite tranny pussy to any british luigi mangione with a distaste of wizard fiction

And1 more thing

idk doesn't look that bad to me

there is simply no point trying to have nice things

deer girl trail cam

Ask a Bosnian

commission

every award emilia perez loses i become more powerful

I love to have Elon Musk’s 35th child, which he has required me to name Crepulcius Luciferitum or some other dumb ass shit

Elon Musk assassinated by the Lindt Master Chocolatiers

So I heard from a reliable source you like girls with mullets?

Oh leave him alone

twice the fun

I wish I could cry. When i'm holding her and she's crying, I wish I could cry too

The Court. It FUCKING SUCKS SHIT

Wearing this hat and getting chewed out by @molly.wiki at a Denny's for stealing valor

💛🦌Rie sketch

Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone

I hit her with a rolling pin lmao

gift for @mrpecu.bsky.social !

Well I got 12 hour suspended for threatening to do something to Elon Musk

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

wwuff!!!! X3

Reward piece for that Drill Goth design!