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I’ve worked 90 hours since last Monday so I’m extra thankful for this snow day which I’m using to catch up on best picture noms 😌

Also delicious and perfect as leftovers!!!

A few times a year I make something new from Budget Bytes that I swear is just the best thing I’ve ever eaten. This is that thing tonight: www.budgetbytes.com/creamy-chick...

The Kendrick performance was so so so good. MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

BANSHEES OF INSHIRIN??? For square space??? What the hell

We’re caught up with Severance and now I’m trying to introduce my boyfriend to Succession. He asked what it was about and I tried to tell him and added “it’s like the best show of all time” and he DOES NOT BELIEVE ME

The season 1 finale of Severance holy hell. I’m so mad I have a social obligation so I can’t immediately start season 2. How did y’all wait three years for it???

Is this a safe space to say that I’m only just now watching Severance because I, for some unknown reason, thought the plot was just some type of Mad Men-esque slow burn about a consulting company that comes in and fires people?

Jeremy Strong being in on the joke about his method acting by way of a DUNKIN commercial was not anything I expected but I’m very into it

I probably need to go to bed considering I need to be up at 4am lol

Legitimately don’t know the difference between Teddy Swims, Jelly Roll, and I think some other fat white man with tattoos on his face. I think they’re vastly different but how can I tell

CATFISH!!!!! Best song on Alligator Bites Never Heal tbh

Bey’s like wait I just showed up let me have a drink first 😭😭😭

Chappel sounds absolutely incredible wow 😭

I hate the new Goodreads challenge layout SO MUCH that today is finally the day I start shifting over to StoryGraph Shifting any support away from Amazon is simply a bonus

ANYWAY the women’s rumble was so good until the final three. Why does life hate me

Ok??? Do something about it for once you moron

It’s Royal Rumble day which is always exciting and the best but I haven’t watched hardly any wrestling since before Thanksgiving so I am especially clueless and it may be better because EVERYONE will be a surprise

There’s just something so hilarious about KO wearing a shirt that says “Cody sucks eggs” to the same contract signing that Cody Rhodes showed up to in a three piece suit

Passed a funeral procession on my way home from work that had 385 EB shutdown and by the time I got home I had figured out whose funeral it was 👀

MANTZOUKAS ON TASKMASTER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO I know it was very much an open secret but I’m still stoked for the confirmation

I won’t spoil it yet but I’m sorry the Wordlebot today is absolutely lying there is no way today’s word would be their SECOND GUESS

Uhhhh this is dope as hell

@imaginarycupcakes.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND!!! 🎉🎉🎉

We have roughly ~87 hourly employees in my department at work and over 40 of them were absent or left early today, most of them due to some sort of illness. So today was fun and a great reminder of why you need to wear a mask always 😑

Going to start writing my self performance reviews at work like my congressman writes his recaps. “I commended my employees who came to work on time, cheered my employees who accomplished individual goals, and I shared daily tasks, a weekly training topic, and a safety tip.” 😌

Jesus Christ I just saw David Lynch died. What a top off to an already sucky day and largely sucky week. :(

Somebody at work today said something about a “really old movie, from like the 50s or 60s” and I was like “but that’s not even that old of a movie??” Like I spent yesterday morning watching CAVALCADE from 1933 but apparently that warps my opinion on what is “really old” 😭

Overcooked the eggs in my shakshuka I am disappointed 😔

Took a good nap to the extended edition of Fellowship of the Ring, like you should on a snow day.

We did it, kids!!!!

Prayer circle that Friday is a snow day for me. I need this. 😭😭😭