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a friend of a boarder (not the one being weird yesterday) offered to dig post-holes for a fence for us and, now that we bought like $800 in fencing supplies, is acting like he doesn't want to do it, so that's fucking irritating

Aardvark!! I love a besnouted beast. #CreateEveryDay #AnimalArt #art

i love that as part of my shy bladder the second i close the bathroom door every person within 50 miles gets an irresistible urge to figure out where i am and talk to me right that second

listening to media club plus

just got hit with another "you're not caring for our horses" text, this time in the all-barn group chat, and between that and the chat with nikki and her mom bitching about that i am trying to put out multiple fires but what if i just buried myself alive

the rest of ALF was very good but was about more serious things i'm rotating in my mind as a person who is having a lot of gender thoughts

now alf has progressed to the real shit: pączki flavors

listening to ALF and the talk about the state of people and brands hornyposting is making me feel not insane about this, god bless

having big freeze-up anxiety for the past week or so and it's making me insane. having the dream where you try to move but can't, every day in real life

Not enough of you know about Devil May Cry 1 and this is the best way for you to do that

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

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you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones

$375 away from our main goal of $1,000. ALSO @isaiahsmith.dev joins the stream at 1K!

This week in Gabriel Knight 3, @polarbearsummer.online and I learn Mosley's secret... We're almost at our end and it can't come some enough! youtu.be/ifyTgk1XKjg?...

pee-wee's big adventure mention on repertory screenings so now i'm thinking about that while i'm waiting for an eye appointment

Schedule for the week! Plenty to enjoy, to the point where Block Busters has to wait a few days for the more regularly scheduled pods. It’ll be worth it!

the only saying grace is that the horses don't observe daylight savings so when i was 45 minutes late bc i couldn't drag my ass out of bed, they were only the normal amount of pissed off

daylight savings is tonight?!?!!??? ugh

mental state rn is "cried at a text-to-speech reddit post video" so i'm going to go to sleep

Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them." It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.

someone do this to my brain youtu.be/cIfuAWYqgHQ?...

This is my Roman Empire

today is bandcamp friday! if you've been holding off on picking up the new realis soundtrack, or any of my other music, today would be a phenomenally good day to get it notquitereal.bandcamp.com/album/realis...

Still not over David Lynch.

monday motivation 🙏 ❣️

after a couple months of wearing overalls, i thought i'd offer an update. all the pros still stand and i can only think of 3 cons: - take forever to dry in the dryer - if hay gets in them it's hard to get out - harder to go to the bathroom (this is the big issue)

BOOCANAN — KEEPING IT LOCKED AND LOADED... soundcloud keeps stealing money from me and taking me off the algorithm, so i've curated and remastered my best shows for bandcamp friday, plus some very rare boo editz! check it out here: boocanan.bandcamp.com/album/keepin...

A new VoIP Life for all $10+ patrons! We end up stumbling into a very silly game suggested by my friend @arcanecrystal.bsky.social and chat about games and internet bullshit. Please enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/123740...

setting jackson yelling "fuck off!! i'm normal!!!" as my ringtone

i'm like a truffle hog for these miserable pieces of shit. god they're the worst, all chewy and cloying. and no one bakes them! they appear fully formed in their plastic containers at the grocery store. disgusting morsels. i just ate 3 of them

the flag chat is reminding me of when in 2008 i was in the car with someone listening to conservative radio, where was speaking with horror about obama speaking in ohio and having a horrible perversion of the US flag in the background, with an O for obama on it (it was the state flag)

my goal for 2025 is to block enough video makers and ads on facebook reels that it will only show me video with such low-quality images and sound that it will be impossible to tell what i'm being shown

Come for me describing the crazy events of early Pokemon Adventures, stay for my newtype vision of evil, embittered Flit. 🤞

i got my hair cut (specifically got my undercut re-buzzed) and it's so silly that i forget how good i feel after a haircut and just let my hair get shaggy and unmanageable for way too long