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If you haven't seen Solstice 5 by @paulchadeisson.bsky.social you should go watch that now: youtu.be/cntb3wcZdTw?...

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

submitted 7 hours ago • 40 comments

“western civilization is saved” i say, while i smash its high cultural artifacts, abandon its ideological mandate, and dismantle its institutional entrenchments

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

The only way out is through

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

More of this

submitted 1 day ago • 200 comments

Bitch has received your signed W-9 and will forward to Kelly Bitch expects you’ll receive payment by the end of the week Bitch knows it has been three weeks and wants to thank you for just checking in on this Bitch is so sorry for the delay

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

The Democrats are taking another long weekend and STILL agreeing to unanimous consent. It’s fucking insane. These people are not fucking listening.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

BREAKING — States attorneys general lead by @newyorkstateag.bsky.social were just granted a preliminary injunction in their case against DOGE. The team cannot access Treasury Department payment systems or data while the lawsuit proceeds. Major.

submitted 22 hours ago • 156 comments

Man who wants to take us to Mars hates every person qualified to actually go to Mars

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Well boo, no chance of an internation effort to protect humanity from external threats on this count. Would have been a cool thing to try and solve together, even if the solution is just "hit it with a really fast refrigerator"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I like how everyone in the comments is responding to this 100% seriously. The facebookification of this place is great.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well fuck me I didn't really expect everything to go so mask off, but hey here we are! Just straight up Nazis in the Whitehouse. Don't wait till they all throw the seig heil at the same time! Sure would like to see the crowd reaction at CPAC, I bet that'd put to rest if anyone saw it in real life...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Damn, they are going to have broken arrow events and immediately sweep that shit under the rug. Might take a generation before we learn about what happened

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

God damn, here's the fucking energy

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Janet, this was your chance to address the room and scream "DO YOU NOT SEE THAT HE IS THREATENING ALL OF US? TO STEAL OUR CONSTITUENTS HARD EARNED TAXES AT THE SLIGHTEST DISOBEDIENCE. HE IS NO KING"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What a bunch of fucking freaks

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This motherfucker wants to deorbit the ISS 3 years early. Put up a single fucking CLD capable of 1/100th what has been developed at the ISS over decades, and maybe we'll talk.. I swear we will never have another international station like that again.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment