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Anyone heard from Mitch Mconnell lately?

In honor of the first American pope, Midwest automaker releases the new Dodge Responsibility

I keep seeing the talking point “…tax cuts for billionaires” and I don’t think it’s visceral enough. “Stealing your money/tax dollars for a new yacht” hits harder. Or “pay their fair share”.

On the day a federal judge ordered the release of Tufts University student Rumeysa Öztürk after she suffered weeks of torturous immigration detention in the U.S. — White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller said that Trump and his team are “actively looking at” suspending habeas corpus as…

Can confirm: no power in Portugal as of about 12:30. #europeBlackout

You can't lick a badger twice

George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison. Congratulations to him on his accomplishment.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

😳 what are we doing? gothamist.com/news/4-year-...

Here's the lamb recipe. JUST FOLLOW IT.

There is no strict Constitutional prohibition against sharing detailed war plans in an insecure Signal group chat with your wife, brother and personal lawyer, so it's hard to see what liberals are so upset about. by Jonathan Turley

That’s too bad. I liked this Pope more than the others.

Just before 1 a.m., #SCOTUS stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation with a (remarkable) ruling that suggests, among other things, that a majority of the justices is tiring of the Trump administration’s Calvinball. For more, see the latest “One First”: www.stevevladeck.com/p/144-the-su...

I just met with the Vice President of El Salvador as we fight for the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I’m speaking to the press now with the latest on our efforts. Tune in here:

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.

The insiders seem to have had a 20min warning before the public

I want to win in 2028 and then I want every single piece of shit who is profiting off the pain of average Americans to be sent to prison

How long will it take until it's "woke" to care about the stock market?

@maddow.msnbc.com Port Huron, Michigan! We marched our river border with Canada to the Blue Water Bridge that connects us, and waved at our friends protesting on the other side. 500+, in a very red county! #HandsOff

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I wonder if Tesla is sending those stickers to owners.

How to tell the everyone that you may have good intentions, but you really haven't been paying attention to the world around you.

I keep seeing Teslas with stickers that say things like “anti-Elon Tesla club“ or “I got this before Elon was an asshole.“ Sadly, it doesn’t work that way. You can’t be in the Tesla and outside of the Tesla at the same time. That’s Schrödinger’s Tesla. But hey, at least you don’t drive a BMW!

If you’re drunk in meetings, or you really never had the brain power or experience to do the job, you might need to bring your spouse to remind you what was said.

First win of 2025 ✅

Harriet Hageman got booed to oblivion last night in her own town hall for pumping up Doge so hard that even her loyal suckers woke up and smelled the bullshit—about five months too late!

Police are investigating a report of fake ICE agents targeting a Ukrainian grocery store. An SUV with an “ICE” decal circled Sunday—then bolted when security showed up. These impostors are appearing nationwide,, preying on people already living in fear— in the shadows. It’s calculated and cruel.

OMG! French scientist denied US entry after phone messages critical of Trump found. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

We tried to tell you. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Let's not lose the most freedom humans have ever had to the worst assholes on earth, okay?

The 10 Senate Democrats who voted with Trump to advance MAGA funding bill: -Catherine Cortez Masto -Dick Durbin -John Fetterman -Kirsten Gillibrand -Maggie Hassan -Angus King -Gary Peters -Brian Schatz -Chuck Schumer -Jeanne Shaheen Primary them all & elect a new Senate leader or start a new party.

So it begins

I have an idea

Al Green did what they all should have done.

This is it, right here. 🔥 “I’m always curious what exactly conservatives mean when they say they love America because you hate most of the people who live here.”

Dow is down 1300 in 2 days. There’s always a tweet & the internet is forever. #DemVoice1