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Me, spitting blood, readying a shuriken: that’s the thing about you corporate big wigs. You don’t care about love, just the rat race and your cheese. *I sprint forward at blinding speed* Zooey Deschanel: No! Don’t do this! Elon musk in a warhammer style mech: you fool

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

If she plays the violin 🎻 Ima eat her ass #rn

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I've criticized the Democratic Party in the past, but I must extend my appreciation for their recent call to action regarding Trump's devastating tariffs: to deposit genuine United States currency into your Canadian friends paypal accounts. I think it was AOC who suggested Steam gift cards as well.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

when white plays perfectly against an extremely unsound gambit

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

I get we’re all a little angry right now but let’s tone it down a little, this is too far

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

How dare you ask me not to indulge in bloodlust. Let people enjoy things!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

one must imagine icarus flappy

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

LIKE AND RETWEET... IF YOU'VE NEVER IN YOUR LIFE CAUGHT ANY #STDS 👀

submitted 539 days ago • 0 comments

A fugue for the electronic kick drum

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

I only ever come back here if Sridhar gets in trouble for something

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

Patiently waiting just outside the void, waiting for it to scream at me first

submitted 617 days ago • 0 comments

To the Frankenstein whom decided to steal 1 square milimeter of skin from my right hand last night without me noticing at all; I better not be part of your glans

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

This balding shit is easy

submitted 620 days ago • 0 comments

When I grow up I wanna be a chump

submitted 625 days ago • 0 comments