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sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also depraved fiction. And cute fiction. It's a mixed bag around here.
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If you're going to watch Murderbot on Apple TV, consider adding it to your watchlist. It's kind of like pre-ordering a book, it tells the streaming service that you're there for our show. Link for US viewers: tv.apple.com/us/show/murd... (You can also search for it on the app.)

submitted 6 hours ago • 49 comments

I'm tempted to get it, even though I *really* can't afford that kind of thing right now? I am bleeding money trying to be sure I'm fully stocked on everything before all my supply prices double or whatever it is they're going to do post-tarrifs. BUT LOOK AT IT!

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Sad as I will be that Everfree this year is inevitably going to be the smallest yet, YES, PLEASE. I've always loved the wild gender expression and passionate sense of freedom so many people there have, but it's NOT safe right now, it's really not.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh MAN. I still don't know how our Kali was still at the shelter when we got her? She'd been there a full year! And she's *gorgeous* and was so incredibly lonely and desperate for affection. I mean, once she got settled she turned into a cranky bitch who hates everyone but us, but still... :D

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Always reblog Anomalocaris. :D

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

In plant news, my orchid Ourania is an over-achiever. Normally an orchid is *either* growing new blooms *or* new roots and leaves. But she's got all three starting right now. Silly girl, you don't have to do it all! It's okay!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hot damn! I got into EverfreeNW! Time to start sewing a million ponies. :D (Although I do have a couple of commissions to finish first, but still...)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Next attempt at a Torment Hexus sprite is noooot good. Sometimes you gotta dump the beads and start over. Color-picking is the main problem here, I just did NOT have the right blues. Or the right purples, for that matter.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

All the beetles together. <3 Pixel art by www.tumblr.com/pixelatedcrown and beading (and color palette translation, which was more of a thing on some than others) by me.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Want to do a little more beading today. Right now I have no strong ideas, so it's probably gonna be either more beetles or more Torment Hexus. :D Suggestions welcome!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Does this adorable Scrapdragon spit poison? Maybe! Come meet him at #oceancityrennaissancefair

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Beetles! Forgot to ask my friend where they got the pixels, I'll add in art credit when I have it? They've gone to bed now. But anyhow, I had to make Somber Tide, who is my queeplatonic bestie, some beetles tonight, for both our mental health.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

new bead sprite, ironed just today. Made one of the elemental sprites from @byobattleship.bsky.social 's upcoming Torment Hexus game. Scratched the beading itch nicely. <3

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

MY WHOLE LIFE. There seem to be humans who don't quite have this problem, and I wonder about them, sometimes, and what their lives are like.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Firstly, actually I loved that final lyric. :D PLEASE, YES. Secondly, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Thirdly, there's a swear-free version if you wanna share this with your kids. :D

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, #booksky is trending, promo time! I'm selling signed author's copies of my #queer #smut anthologies on Etsy. It's a whole $0.05 extra for the signature, though if you have a local bookstore you can also get it there, even if they don't have it in stock, just ask. www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

oc lore train 🔥 explain your oc’s lore in the worst way possible. Shi's a hermaphroditic cyborg wolf with anger management problems, who fixes those problems by joining the Space Marines, because anger isn't a problem when your job is violence, right?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My least favorite song is that STUPID "ripping people off, the song" whose title I don't even know, but which starts with the Werewolves of London piano intro and then ISN'T WEREWOLVES OF LONDON. Fuck that song.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments