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sparklebot.bsky.social
Sort of a Kierkegaard scholar, sort of an artist. Definitely very gay. (she/her)
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Frozen yogurt places should switch over to mashed potato bars in the winter.

submitted 39 days ago • 13 comments

happy valentines day

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 17 days ago • 119 comments

what is a brotherly shove

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

At least today is international golden retriever day

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a trans or nonbinary or intersex federal worker affected by the “gender ideology” EOs, or if you are anyone who merely wants to talk about how you see the effects playing out at your agency, find me on signal: kurtzleben.01 And you can talk to me anonymously of course.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

@ifbookspod.bsky.social I literally cannot wait for my wife to come home from IKEA so I can make her listen to you stumbling red faced through the “lesbian lingo” section. This is so very much the laugh we needed after this awful week. Thank you thank you thank you

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

The Circle of Life is one of those supremely disrespectful songs that demands to be sung whenever it comes into your head but then it just keeps getting higher and higher and even more out of your vocal range

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight. Eartha Kitt with Cats Gordon Parks, 1952

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

The only thing I want to hear or even know about the inauguration is discourse on Melania’s hat

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

It’s amazing how much time you can spend online and on the phone unsuccessfully trying to pay a $40 medical bill

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

my three month old gazing up at a ceiling fan like he’s having a religious experience

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain

submitted 59 days ago • 211 comments

I forget and my baby app doesn’t say… at what age are we supposed to start throwing cheese at our babies?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

submitted 68 days ago • 162 comments

This is absolutely gorgeous 😍

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Ease Graphite pencil and watercolor on paper. One of my favorite drawings. Its meaning is to enjoy the simple moments in life, like peeling a tangerine. To shut off your busy thoughts and just focus on that tranquil moment. #ArtAdventCalendar Day 10 #tradart #watercolor #bsnm

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments

One last image for the night. Undine Falls in Yellowstone National Park. It was a warm cold day that day. I could still feel my toes. #photography #blackandwhite #monochrome #montana

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Tonight's RPG came to a standstill when our hosts demanded to know whether we know about frog butts, and started Googling them and showing us pictures. It's true, your honor, some frogs do indeed have surprisingly well-defined butts.

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

The painting that I’m most proud of this year!

submitted 103 days ago • 28 comments

This was the first time Thistle saw snow

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

Normal man having a normal sleep Had to stare at him for a bit before confirming that yes this is still a cat

submitted 94 days ago • 26 comments

I whipped up a Starter Pack for the hosts and producers of NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour -- please spread it far and wide!

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 104 days ago • 2413 comments

this rules 🇳🇿 #nzpol

submitted 105 days ago • 450 comments

Absolute legends

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m at the point in newborn parenthood where my sleep-deprived brain doesn’t think anything is real anymore. Just existing at the border of hysteria and delusion. It’s turning out to be an advantage right now.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

After the Gaetz news this barely even registers 🫠🫠🫠

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Uhhh was The Manhattan Project known for government efficiency in some way I don’t understand??

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment