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sparklesorushex.bsky.social
Expert parallel parker, 1-handed texting aficionado, closet gamer, Self-Bagging Champ (‘22-‘23). Professionally unserious. Working to become your favorite urban legend. Everything I will or have ever said or posted is satire and/parody.
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Trying to get a dog to look at a sunset with you is a hilarious way to spend 5 minutes.

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I remember when I thought I didn’t need to sedate myself just to watch the evening news.

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3 scoops of Ben & Jerry’s is my favorite kind of superbowl.

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I have words but they are all profane. It’s going to get tense when I pop open 5 Calls tomorrow.

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Still no words….At least no words that I can say out loud in front of people…at work.

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I have no words.

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A thought. Many of us are wondering why the Democrats are not taking a more vocal and hard stand? Maybe they’re wondering why we’re not marching outside the GSA, protesting the hijacking of our private information and that of our government by a private citizen. Maybe we all need to get moving.

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My son (a HS freshman) has been put in a class called Business Essentials. He’s trying to get it changed but still has to go. Meanwhile, the syllabus says that once a month, they are supposed to ‘dress for success’. I don’t have the $$ for a special outfit. Am perturbed.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to cram in some work before my day expires and my dog became so exasperated with my lack of attention he left the room.

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The people blaming autism for problematic arm stuff clearly have zero understanding about what autism is.

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At work already because of an early call time. It’s dark and cold and I’m under-caffeinated, but there’s goats! 💖

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In honor of MLK Day, I am praying for everyone’s dreams and dreaming that we will continue to walk forward, even when it seems everything is pushing us backward. 🕊️

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Is the jingle making a comeback? Who’s trying to make jingles happen again?!

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BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson announces that he supports placing conditions on wildfire aid to California.

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And no surprise, #WorldCentralKitchen is already providing meals to first responders and families impacted by wildfires in the Los Angeles area. The team is providing sandwiches and water & several WCK Chef Corps members are on standby, ready to provide comforting meals. wck.org/news/first-a...

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Clearly I need a bigger desk because there’s not enough room for both of us under this one.

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I let the dog out and smelled wood smoke and S’mores. It’s just a matter of time before I figure out which of my neighbors it is.

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I have a 16 YO daughter. There is so much drama in my house right now. She’s only been awake for 4 minutes. PS: her 14 YO brother started it.

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Dirty Saphire martini. Extra dirty. Extra…..OLIVES!!!!!

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Welp, today has been both mortifying and unsurprising.

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#BREAKING: The North Carolina Supreme Court blocks certification of the Supreme Court election, will hear Jefferson Griffin's protest later this month. #ncpol #Election2024

submitted 47 days ago • 53 comments

The school’s just announced another 2-hour delay for tomorrow. How am I supposed to stay employed?

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Our schools have announced a 2-hour delay.

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I’m wearing black tomorrow.

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I see people musing that the vibe here has changed, and I would urge people to remember that there's a lot of anxiety about the change of administration in two weeks and that's going to leak into a lot of other places in one's life. Be as gracious as you can with yourself and others.

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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

submitted 50 days ago • 1093 comments

I take comfort in the fact that I’m too poor to even contemplate kissing the ring.

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And so it begins….7-10 days of eating leftover collards at every meal because no one else in my family will eat them and I can’t stand to waste them.

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Cheers to the new year!

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