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spartanmello.bsky.social
Lover and spreadsheet maker of all things sports, physics, and Esports. Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.
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I'm so excited to talk movies and how beautiful they can be tonight with 3 fellow idiots!

@opg.bsky.social and the Sickos are taking over. The Pitt/60 on this app for me is insane.

Oh my god, throwbacks! Hockey in 37 minutes.

Hey friends, This is my personal reminder to you that The Niskies are tomorrow night at 6PM EST, and it would mean SO much to me if you were there. We pour our hearts and souls into this show every year, and we're really proud of what we've got for you. See you there <3

It just had to be an overtime loss after beating them in the prelims...fuck

📢 S A T U R D A Y ! ! ! 📢 The Third Annual Niskies are just around the corner! Find out which one of these Lead Actors is going home with a Niskie!* *metaphorically. We do not award physical trophies...yet...

"One FAA employee who was fired over the weekend suggested he was targeted for his views on Tesla and X..'The official DOGE Facebook page started harassing me on my personal Facebook account..Less than a week later I was fired, despite my position allegedly being exempted due to national security.'"

Win 354! Michigan State men's basketball head coach Tom Izzo has eclipsed Indiana's Bobby Knight's 353 career Big Ten wins to becoming the winningest coach in league history.

D-BOSS 🇺🇸

PLAY FUCKING HOCKEY Let's go Larkin!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The Denial of St. Peter (flipped), by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1623, 📸 by @Photography514

This is making Red Wings v Avalanche in the 90's look tame.

The Tkachuks woke up and chose violence

In 2023, we started a project of putting NCAA football team logos over state outlines, because we noticed that Texas teams do this all the time. We took a break during the season, but we're starting back up again. Next up, Michigan.

More schools need to use a tartan in their logos. There, I said it. I come to you as a speaker of the deep truths. More. Tartan.

Our special guest featuring on tonight's episode of the Winged Wheel Podcast: Scotty Bowman. #LGRW

"Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups," Hell yeah, Francis

Super great that one of the major funding bodies that supports my physics research is now officially in opposition to me being the one to do it.

The wild change in approach within the marching arts in the last few decades still astounds me. 25 years ago, it would have been "IF YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT FORTE LONGER THAN TWO MEASURES YOU DON'T GET YOUR WATER BREAK." God, we were/are so incredibly stupid when it comes to motivation/health.

kendrick vs. drake

If Apple Music has audio mixing this poor, it's a great ad against using it. Turn Kendrick's mic up!

Sir, a second "flying facial hair" commercial has hit the Super Bowl.

Wheels are coming off for the Chiefs. Having flashbacks to the Seahawks/Broncos Super Bowl blowout.

IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA

Google making a commercial showing such beautiful humanity just to promote AI is the irony which high school English teachers dream of.

Was not expecting a Banshees of Inishirin commercial, but I love it all the same

Willam Dafoe and Catherine O'Hara are just killing it in the 20's. Love to see it.

Nine Colors on White I (rotated), by Ellsworth Kelly, 1953

Little Caesars with a strong candidate for best commercial of the night already.

Not a fan of doing Live Action movies of animated classics, but hearing that musical riff hit so damn hard.

Pretty much everything should have more brass instruments

This is really extremely bad: withholding urgent public health studies because they’re not convenient for the president’s political narrative.

youtu.be/eI14kcVT3vU?...

My wife is freaking awesome 💚

Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day! From Suzie on our adult team to the amazing group of 3 on our junior team, our program is stronger and better with them. Also, put women's Sled Hockey in the Paralympics, you cowards at the IOC!

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

Updated my binders on TCG Pocket. Love the art in this game!

@gamesoflegends.bsky.social I'm noticing that there isn't any data on the LTA South series which ran today. Is there an estimate when we may see it online? Thank you!

Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

Taking a break from this hockey game to remind you that THE THIRD ANNUAL NISKIES ARE IN TWENTY (20) DAYS!!! Be there!