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submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Bernie woke up, went on X, and chose violence.

submitted 46 days ago • 1073 comments

"I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. "They surely wouldn't eat my face again, after I've just recovered from face surgery from the last time... OH NO MY FACE!!"

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Rudy Giuliani: “My New Year’s resolution was to be thrown in prison for contempt.”

submitted 47 days ago • 221 comments

Silly me, I must have missed this part.

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments

Be sure to help those in need at Christmas — and if you're feeling extra festive, maybe dismantle the systems that create and perpetuate poverty.

submitted 61 days ago • 104 comments

Why are billionaires so insecure about themselves?

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

Character witnesses come forward for Luigi Mangione.

submitted 75 days ago • 62 comments

Wait til they find out the reward is "up to 50k".

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments