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guy who (still) doesn't know the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all'

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

roses are red Cars 2 is PG my inhaler costs $80?? ??free luigi

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

#cdnpoli #ottawa #ableg

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

True leaders, grateful to them all.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Unfortunately we are the snowball and they are the hell

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

can any of you go 5 seconds without making a 1984 reference IMPOSSIBLE EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

these two as metaphors for their respective parties is (perhaps un)surprisingly apt

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

except for the part where he’d take great offence to that exclusively due to the association with Jewish people

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Organize. Collaborate. Find others doing the good work. Study about others who lived through this. Build. Commune. Give. Communicate. Avoid purity tests, practice acceptance. Listen. Speak up. Stand with the vulnerable, call out the powerful. Take risks. Sacrifice.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

semantic whitespace is a crime against humanity

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

“many such cases”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Quick reminder that if you see a headline from a source you’ve never heard of that isn’t being reported by anyone else, you really should do some due diligence before spreading it around as fact. There’s enough misinformation floating around already; no need to add more.

submitted 22 days ago • 289 comments

guy who is about to put on a chastity belt

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submitted 26 days ago • 91 comments

Is DeepSeek R1 OpenAI’s “Sputnik Moment?” No. None of those words actually mean anything

submitted 27 days ago • 33 comments

you can’t spell ‘condominium’ without ‘condom’. so

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve BEEN saying this

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

nobody can stop up from farting

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

not only do they shit the bed all the fucking time, but they’re also unreasonably vulnerable to cyber attacks!!! thank you printers I hate you

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all think my most hype game release was scheduled to be on my birthday on purpose or is it just coincidence

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, destroying any coalition with liberals is a lot quicker than standing around and waiting to get stabbed in the back.

submitted 31 days ago • 19 comments

sorry for party cockin

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

wait til u hear what day it is tomorrow 🙈🙈🙈

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

guy who doesn’t know how to wear pants

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

submitted 34 days ago • 549 comments

Luigi’s Mansion is my favorite game.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

the ADL is not a serious organization

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

I like this one because it’s entirely unclear which “him” like there are so many to choose from. Oh god there are so many to choose from oh fuck

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submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

did something happen today?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My GPU has 45 billion transistors in it. Like, we have this magic rock that we carved 45,000,000,000 miniature switches on it to create images of worlds that do not exist on a screen. We really, really not appreciate enough how insanely magical technology is.

submitted 35 days ago • 112 comments

big microwave doesn’t want you to know that it’s actually bad for you to stand inside of your microwave

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments