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i know that meta represents the peak of bug-eyed move-fast-and-break-things bros who’d sooner gouge out their grandmothers eyes and prop them in front of a monitor than lose a single advertising dollar but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look kinda cool

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nothing is funnier to me than hozier doing a 10th anniversary release of his original self-titled album that he recorded outside and releasing it as "feat. NATURE", like the birds in the background are part of another fucking band

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it's kinda fucked up that no OSS browser has the capability to remap keyboard shortcuts. if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)

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your friday night isnt popping off until you're blasting the bootleg rip of "Temple of Storms (Combat Glockenspiel Version) - Cadence of Hyrule (OST)" directly into your ears with the volume high enough to finally deafen you for the rest of your life

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it's very strange to me that the iOS app for Firefox has 12,000 stars on GitHub, yet the FireFox browser only has... 350? github.com/mozilla-fire...

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god bless Pope Julius of Chicago www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsSO...

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lying on the ground after a bike accident and watching a car run over the headphone that came out of my pocket

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the sequel to stardew valley is Microsoft Excel, where you make a spreadsheet for a second runthrough to minmax farm profits

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some grad friends of Amanda’s recently invited us to chilli’s and i was skeptical at first. then we cumulatively slammed back like a dozen holiday margs for maybe $80 — gotta admit i was wrong to be skeptical, they kinda rock

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pretty crazy that the 2000s was the era of a hit band, the plain whiteys

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pretty on-the-nose that Hims is an influencer peddled product for erectile dysfunction and Hers is an influencer peddled product for weight loss.

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going into 2025 with this energy

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the relationship meta is going so deep undercover you have to get a second wife, babe, it’s part of the investigation

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broke: relationships are about sex. woke: relationships are about taking a pure soul and together developing a malignant codex of unhinged inside jokes until your communications are absolutely indecipherable to anybody else in your lives

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manda doesn't stay super tuned-in to the news and i'm not sure whether to tell her that NIH funding is reportedly on the chopping block or to just let her live blissfully unaware of the Dumb Train™ heading towards us.

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bit the bullet, deactivated the ol' twitter account.

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implicit casts watching you multiply ints by floats before saving them to a typed schema

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thinking today about a business analyst internship interview i had in 2017. my CS degree came up and i said something along the lines of "i do better at high-level languages than low-level ones" and the interviewer reamed me at length for being demeaning to "low-level programmers"

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First day taking over as the economics columnist at the New York Times. My first question: what is the economy

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if you thought the character count on x and bluesky were brutal, imagine trying to chisel out a profound manifesto on the side of three bullets

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my new aviation hobby is taking the time between boarding and takeoff to speedrun setting every monitor around me to the exact same timestamp of the Challengers threesome scene

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incredibly proud of the new handle

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watching the substance. i hope i see zero (0) normal shots of dennis quaid’s face

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reconfiguring my home network

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my partner makes fun of my chronically fucked up sleep schedule but now that we’re in sweden on an 8-hour time difference, guess who wins today? this guy 😎👈👈

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i will never run windows again as long as i live.

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an excerpt from my absolute favorite review of Challengers. why would the pulitzer exist if not for this

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i am at the edge of a kliff — the k stands for kubernetes

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imagine being a comedian with a lifetime of experience in avoiding controversy, only to fall on the sword of public opinion promoting a movie about pop-tarts

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on days where i'm struggling at work, i can at least fall back on being a very particular flavor of personality hire

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