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This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief. But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles. That’s all I need to know!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Paint question: we are replacing the bottom 2’ of drywall on every wall in our house. The remainder of the walls are already finished and painted. When we go to paint the walls, do we need to prime the entire wall or just the 2 feet that we have replaced with new drywall?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

invoking one history’s all-time losers as i charge headfirst into a trade war i neither can defend nor even understand.

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

First two chapters are boring. Chapters three through seven are biting and entertaining. Final two chapters are devastating.

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“It is good for me that I have been in trouble, that I may learn thy statutes.”

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RADICAL CLERICS, ANTI-TRUMP WARRIORS

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it strikes me how funny it is that I am a restorationist who believes the Filioque purely for Bible-only fundamentalist reasons.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Psalm 107 😚👌🏻

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Gaslighting

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There are still lots of places in America where you can go and remember our old tradition of serving some of the worst coffee you’ve ever had in your life.

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He shall refrain the spirit of princes and is wonderful among the kings of the earth.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Leaning really hard into being a Bible-only simpleton on the other site tonight

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I just started reading The Great Gatsby for the high school lit class I teach for our homeschool co-op. I had forgotten how horribly boring it is.

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

What fruit had ye then in those things whereof ye are now ashamed?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

The Lord hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

BCP appreciation post. All my homies love the BCP.

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

In my trouble I will call upon the Lord and complain unto my God.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Life’s hard, but it’s soooooo much easier when you have a good sense for comedic timing

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

God is a righteous Judge, strong and patient, and God is provoked every day.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Simon & Garfunkel have no business being as good as they are

submitted 61 days ago • 4 comments

For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh: but he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

He telleth the number of the stars and calleth them all by their names.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’m facing a struggle common to preachers: almost everything I’m reading on 1 Cor 11.2-16 sucks.

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

Thy kingdom is an everlasting kingdom and thy dominion endureth throughout all ages.

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Let everything that hath breath praise the LORD.

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submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Wrong

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Those tiny little bottles of Fireball whiskey are an interesting example of the dark side of economies of scale.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

I just cut a sermon manuscript from 15 pages down to 8. Please clap.

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

submitted 67 days ago • 176 comments

Yeah, it’s played pretty explicitly as a joke.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking again about how many people couldn’t discern whether OPPENHEIMER was pro- or anti-nuke

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Man, the VelociCoaster is really something special. I’m truly blessed to live in Florida.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Second Day of Christmas!

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment