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spenbald.bsky.social
A woman in aviators firing a bazooka. Librarian-esque, dog and tree petter, bubble slut 🍾🥂. I hope my pronouns (he/him) piss you off. 📍 San Francisco, 💓 Boston
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I don't have energy for schadenfreude.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Big tiny dick energy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Carole in Hyde Park. #tapestrylive #sofaraway @bsthydepark

submitted 7 days ago • 31 comments

There was a sweet spot of about 4–5 months when I thought Waymos were driving safely and respectfully. That has definitely ended. I watched two in a row execute exceptionally dangerous and illegal moves this morning.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I love it when the fog reaches all the way down the Salinas Valley.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm slightly obsessed with a friend's Agave parryi that is currently about to bloom. The stalk emerges and begins to resemble asparagus but then turns into something that looks like it came alive from a Dalí painting. It has grown to nearly 8 feet (2 of those feet in just 5 days).

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Antivaxx and libertarianism are the same--they can exist only when the majority of the population buys in to what it takes to live in a society, allowing the minority to think they are outsiders thriving on their own exceptionalism.

submitted 12 days ago • 45 comments

"Raising ethical concerns" lol fucking hell we live in n

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I'm up at nearly 2 am and I'm just here to say that Schoenberg's Pierrot Lunaire is a psychotic masterpiece.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It's "foxtails embedded in blankets but thankfully and strangely somehow not in my dog" season.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Watching people excavate the new pope’s tweets and am ready for some random-ass bombshells. “Whoa in 2010 he tweeted ‘I like Garden State. Fight me.’”

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

Trump will take credit for this, and then the new Pope will slam him and Vance. But also his age is *nice*

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This is Biden's fault, right?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Why was Ace of Base a phenomenon? I heard "The Sign" the other day and it's sub-mid, at best.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Timeline could use more sea otter.🦦

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

First Waymo ride and first meal at Che Fico. Add to that a fantastic concert with the San Francisco Philharmonic last night and this has been a pretty nice birthday weekend.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Yes, it's me, rocking out to "The Emperor's New Clothes" at this bar.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Seems like the cherry trees are popping early this year?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, what!? I always thought I was a special Masshole flower. WhyTF do ND, FL, WI, and TN celebrate Patriots' Day?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.

submitted 48 days ago • 335 comments

A burrito with lettuce taint is beyond rescue.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Send Elon there in a SpaceX rocket.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

betty white in famous works of art: thread

submitted 49 days ago • 38 comments

How Talk Talk created Spirit of Eden. youtu.be/Oee_8LlDAOc?...

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

I apparently have saved the playlist "Medieval Tavern Ambient" on Spotify. I...umm... have questions for myself.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

At least in Brave New World they had soma. I mean, I guess we have weed, for now.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Just shy of 46 and I've become an old man with tissues in his pockets.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

There's definitely a significant amount of smoke coming from around Buena Vista Park right now 🧐

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Best local sign of the day. Boston #handsoff

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

Ithaca Forever #handsoff

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It's incredible how by only cracking the window the scent of blooming trees just permeates.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I need to know what they're gossiping about.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Margo Martindale and Bill Camp are in EVERY TV SHOW.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I know nobody cares but I'm a little bit curious to know if Ramaswamy is purposefully laying low to save face or he's such a pussy that he got steamrolled by Musk.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Oh right, today is that stupid day on the Internet. Like, the MORE stupid than usual day.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Sleep hack: think of all the birds you remember seeing as a kid. My brain can't get beyond two types of nuthatches.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

There was blood on my (clarinet) reed at the end of our performance of Daphnis et Chloé last night, so there's no doubt I left everything I had on stage last night 😅

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

PEAK BLOOM is here at the Tidal Basin in DC 🌸🌸🌸. And, at sunrise today, just hours before it was declared by the National Park Service - the blossoms were backlit by a gorgeous peach-colored sky. Check out these amazing photos from Kevin Ambrose, María Yliquín and Kari Jaksa.

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

I'm just thinking about when our former Vice President mentioned that she wasn't texting so much on the job.

submitted 71 days ago • 40 comments

JFC

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments