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šŸ”ž Short-form, high voltage erotica. Very NSFW. Service (top) with a smile šŸ˜ (He/him)
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"Iā€™ll get off on how much youā€™re enjoying getting me off. The pleasure is cyclical. Recurring. Infinite." Gorgeous #edging erotica from this time last year by @spenpritchard.bsky.social #AudioPorn

I have a huge thing for armpit hair. I find it visually alluring. It captures the scent of a lover so perfectly and delivers it straight to my pleasure centre, much like pubic hair, but in a slightly more kinky way. Armpits are hot anyway, but with a bit of decoration, theyā€™re irresistible!

Movie youā€™ve watched more than 6 times. GIFs onlyā€¦

*takes notes* *files away for later use* *sets up phone/TV to ensure it works*

I have just ruined my shoulders. I am in much pain. Send brownies and decaf tea, please.

How wonky are my quads?! All this means is that Iā€™m going to have to do more split squats on my left leg. Grim. Anyway, hereā€™s some package šŸ“¦ and hams šŸ– for #ThighThursday.

heat

Iā€™ve just been reminded of a compliment that I received years ago and now realise that I have never fully recovered from itā€¦

May I offer a little bourbon infused #striptease #erotica for your eveningā€™s entertainment? www.lushstories.com/stories/flas... #Erotica #SmutSky #AmWritingErotica #Porn #FlashErotica

Bought and read this in the days of NSFW Twitter and it stayed with me ever since, and I keep coming back to it. Itā€™s a beautiful story, peppered with enough spice and bittersweet love to keep it fresh and interesting. Well worth your time, folks.

Gentlemen. I donā€™t know who needs to hear this (I do. Itā€™s all of us). Go to therapy. Learn to listen to and not be afraid of your own feelings. Learn to talk to other men about theirs. Encourage empathy. Then demand it. Yes, the patriarchy hurts all of us. It boxes us in with the temptation

Sunday thoughtsā€¦ #CurrentMood

Sunday thoughtsā€¦ #CurrentMood

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200 posts! Thatā€™s a lot of shite Iā€™ve spouted at youā€¦ Thanks for the craic, the likes and the reposts, and thanks for reading my wee stories! Howay, get your asks out! ngl.link/spenpritchar...

wouldnā€™t it be cute if we did an art share? do you want to share your art here if it falls into the spooky or erotic variety? if itā€™s a little on the dark side? do you want to add alt text for extra points ? āœØšŸ’š patiently waiting for your art, your green witch bread bitch anni jyn

Is it even #ThighThursday if you donā€™t post a pre-workout gym mirror leg shot?! #PinkPants

That Doechii NPR Tiny Desk performance of Nissan Altima is genuinely the most impressive musical thing Iā€™ve seen in some time. Every single person in that clip is fucking nailing it! Whew.

Is it even #ThighThursday if you donā€™t post a pre-workout gym mirror leg shot?! #PinkPants

This might be the filthiest thing Iā€™ve posted hereā€¦ šŸ¤¤

Iā€™ve got big tits and wear glasses, but I donā€™t think Iā€™m evilā€¦

Sex is a fun activity you can discuss and build on just like other cool hobbies you enjoy. NEW BLOG: A reader asked about #sexual exploration so I wrote about how to create a shame-free, playful culture around #sex in a long-term relationship. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-lon...

It might be two years old, but this performance of one of my favourite songs of recent times still lights a fire in me. youtu.be/DOOBR6iE1UA?... Everything about it is šŸ”„. The band are on point. The space in the song. Brandiā€™s gold suit & mic combo. The catch in her voiceā€¦ šŸ˜«

Have you read ā€˜Nettedā€™ yet? www.lushstories.com/stories/quic... #Erotica #EroticStories #AmWritingErotica #Fishnets #Quickie

Arm pornā€™s a thing, right? (Who am I kidding. I know exactly what Iā€™m doingā€¦!) #Tattoo #BlackAndWhitePhotography #ArmPorn

May I offer a little bourbon infused #striptease #erotica for your eveningā€™s entertainment? www.lushstories.com/stories/flas... #Erotica #SmutSky #AmWritingErotica #Porn #FlashErotica

Two ways to get your hands all over my filthy words. Read: www.lushstories.com/profile/Spen... Listen: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/author/... courtesy of the brilliant @girlonthenet (join her Patreon!) #Erotica #EroticaCreator #EroticStories #EroticAudio #AudioPorn #NSFW

ā€œI like feeling you crushed up against me..." NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons! Come get yer slippery, wet smut! www.patreon.com/posts/wet-fu...

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. I think Iā€™m going to be alright. This is the sort of therapy I would definitely sign up for.

Normalise friends talking to friends about porn and masturbating.