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spexguy.bsky.social
it's cha bull. 29, engaged, super gay, livin it up in the swamp. RN in southeast Georgia.
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I just had a revelation: if Trump is innocent so is Luigi

Me reaching into his boxers after saying we were just going to cuddle

Lowkey a strong pup pickup line

@mtsw.bsky.social: (source: www.tumblr.com/jaypgartifac...)

Me: apparently there's a French cartoon about gay dogs Husband: Bluey's been out for a while now.

It's only the Gulf of America if there is an Enron oilrig spill in progress

The divorce rate is not 50% Elon Musk, the most divorced man alive, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

"are you getting sick?" no but i bruise my throat on dick whenever possible. understand the confusion though

hold the line

[gay guy learning about the maternity ward’s purpose] ohhh it’s giving birth

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Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

the reason americans say what state they are from when u ask instead of just saying 'america' is because in some states trans health care is free and in others they are literally trying to allow corporal punishment in schools

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i think elon musk should kill himself and if that’s a crime i expect him to meet me in the marketplace of ideas about it

I'm starting a collection

It most certainly DOES!

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

It's me tho

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

I've reconsidered, this could easily be read as "get fucked," ESPECIALLY within the furry fandom. But I think it's p clear that wasn't the intent.