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Teacher, history and economics nerd, awkward in public. Born to be cold, forced to live in the heat. Gould-Harris if ya nasty.
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I have drunk the baja blast that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for oblivion remastered forgive me it was hella rad so green and so cold

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Trans rights are human rights. You exist. You are valid. You are loved. You are exactly who you should be.

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why is it called "the pacific northwest" like there's a pacific northeast

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surely appeasement will work *this* time.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

when will the radical left do a sick nose grind down the capitol steps

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*peon whispering in ear* well this is embarrassing. turns out, falling in love with you *was* part of the plan.

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2chainz? In this economy?

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they say we only use 10% of our brains. one time for a recipe we found online and then they just go bad in the back of the fridge.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Retweet if trans rights are human rights

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

me: really wish there was one place where i could get a length of galvanized aluminum pipe, a new grill, dippin' dots, nerf guns, a wind chime, a novelty fedora with a propeller on top, and send a letter. ace hardware, tipping a novelty fedora: m'lady...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Leonard Peltier has made it to North Dakota! The temperatures are bitter cold today, but our hearts and spirits are on FIRE for our Elder and Leksi (Uncle) Leonard. ❤️‍🔥 Read our press release for more about Leonard's welcome home event tomorrow ndnco.cc/lphomepr

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if you didn't have the kind of grandma who baked, what were the best cookies she had and why were they the snackwells devil's food cookies.

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super cool that there wasn't enough class division with "lower/working", "middle", and "upper" so we had to add more

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still upset we just let cliffhanger unambiguously end

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the more you listen to 'oye como va' the more powerful George Lopez becomes. he will one day destroy us all.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

"My name is Pokemandias, Kangaskhan of Kinglers, look upon my Golurks, ye Mightyena and despair!"

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My pronouns are he/him, because I could never be "they".

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

do i wanna finally get to the show every one of my friends has been talking about how amazing and visionary it is and telling me i need to watch so we can talk about it or do i wanna rewatch 30 rock and the noise boys episodes for the 27th time, hm.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

so *this* is what's raising concerns about his ability to serve.

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John Wilkes Booth, two hours later: "Oh, *headshot*!"

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Despite what the federal government seems to think, it's still Black History Month, trans people exist and are valid, diversity enriches the fabric of our country, and you have more in common with minimum-wage workers than you do with billionaires (who shouldn't exist). Kthxbai!

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What do you get when you mix graphic design software and a gov test?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Nervous *system*? Bro my whole *everything* is nervous.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

just call me among us because i have crippling impostor syndrome.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

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As a teacher, I'm just glad I don't get involved in super expensive hobbies like DnD, Legos, cooking, writing, drawing, or coffee. Oh.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Pringles are great because like what if communion wafers tasted good.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

*stares wistfully out a window, a single tear running down her cheek* I loved the smell of napalm in the morning... Once.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

what kind of fun games do you guys think the jungle has like do they have mousetrap or mall madness

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

If only there were a way to have the conversations I have with myself out loud in my car but on the internet instead and capped at like a few sentences.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

the devil went down to georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal, but he also wanted to see the famous atlanta aquarium and spanish moss in savannah. paid for by the georgia board of tourism.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

if cats sent letters they'd use the uspspspspsps

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

finally a place to post my funniest thoughts where nobody will read them.

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