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spherocytosis.bsky.social
i swear i’m not angry, that’s just my face! 20 • she/her
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why did my mom just text me to ask me if i want to get KESHA TICKETS 😭😭😭

if my friends aren’t active in the gc at least once a day i convince myself that everyone hates me

i want to perform a psychological experiment on my friends this summer and see how long it takes them to notice

b2 proficiency in german got me capitalizing english common nouns 😭

lucy dacus concert is the same day as my psych presentation and i’m currently doing complex computations to determine the latest i can arrive at the concert without missing any of lucy’s set

boarding a flight with roadkill in my suitcase… call that my carrion

can’t wait to be dts eating the FUCK out of a bagel this summer

my coworker is being uncharacteristically chatty on teams and it’s actually freaking me out so bad and now i’m convincing myself that he’s been murdered and someone else is teamsing me rn

has anyone ever music.apple.com/us/album/zin...

yesterday i was showing oomf my claddagh ring and the different ways you can wear it and what it means and it seriously almost got stuck on my ring finger. is that symbolism? foreshadowing? lmk what you guys think

robert irwin i have received your messages. i understand the mission and am on my way.

need to go bowling. it’s been a while.

reasons i would go to vegas: - kraftwerk plays the sphere - end of list

the concept of my friends having other friends

my sister (12) came home from school yesterday and said “we’re watching this movie called 12 angry men. it’s really good. i thought it would be boring because it’s old and long, but it’s really good.”

tonight is about to be crazy

pushing my bangs out of my face the same way dudes run their hand through their hair

i just got invited to a party and the theme is “cigs, wigs, and swigs” holy hell i’ve never been so down for something

i copy-paste most of my tweets to here because my thoughts are too good to go to waste

lock the fuck in everyone it’s welcome to my blue sky release day music.apple.com/us/album/wel...

in the gc telling my friends that the stock market might be okay meanwhile i don’t believe a single word i’m telling them 😭

great depression 2: electric boogaloo

the stock market is crashing and i’ll probably never go to college

my boobs are ruining my outfit today

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

i keep getting emails from the north new jersey democratic socialists of america but i don’t remember signing up for them also i’m not from north jersey. really makes you think.

i am unfortunately back on my true crime shit

trying to figure out why i recognized gretchen g in severance then i realized that’s the lady from nurse jackie. shoutout youtube shorts.

permission to lib out, sir

i do not idolize politicians out of principle… but cory booker… CORY BOOKER…

making a list of majors that interest me but the problem is… EVERYTHING interests me

nope. we gotta throw the whole thing out.

in my bed. thunderstorm outside. carrie & lowell on the turntable. reading the body keeps the score. #stayblessed

wait irving b is carmine falcone oh my god

i have a controversial opinion about the ongoing “who should be on the sotr soundtrack” conversation

lucy dacus interview on world café #stayblessed

new lucy dacus is so good it’s making me consider falling in love with my best friend

hello julien vocals

BOYGENIUS IS ALIVE