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spicymuppet.bsky.social
Still here for the gay pirate brainrot. Also a fan of books, cats, fiber arts, and outdoorsy shit. Primarily a lurker but friendly and mostly harmless I promise. In my 30s because time is a mindfuck.
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We can tell stories *and* punch nazis

submitted 17 days ago • 28 comments

I have finally now become a real proper #ofmd fan.

submitted 17 days ago • 28 comments

We did it!! Great job everyone.

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

That moment when you start googling "lesbian..." and google perkily suggests "lesbian haircuts?!" and you realize the reference photos you've been giving your stylist for the last 5 years had more of an agenda than you thought...

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

I will be eternally grateful for OFMD and this community for helping me make sense of a boatful of feelings and imagine a world of other possibilities, after breaking out of 30-odd years of comphet living.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

All those fics where Stede realizes he's gay sometime in middle age and has some kind of panic meltdown because he's too old to be finding this out about himself and also has no idea how to actually be gay? Relating too damn hard tonight.

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments

I would read the shit out of that AU

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

He wasn’t sure where this was going but the soft touches & the sweet tea & the quiet smiles were everything he’d dreamed of for so long. #OFMDfanart #OFMD (This was a DTIYS via @Armache on Twitter)

submitted 107 days ago • 14 comments

A friend was telling me that their colonoscopy had come back with no sign of polyps and my brainrot is so bad that (aside from being happy for them) my first thought was "I need to reread Skinned Knees." Thanks @skrifores.bsky.social for making polyps sexy. 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/51030679

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

it’s smooch your husband o’clock #ofmd #gentlebeard

submitted 112 days ago • 10 comments

-Deeply Stede coded and therefore smitten with Ed. -Jim or Lucius -S1E10 -Ed murdering the poor snake. Or Stede trying to save his books during the storm. -"Yummy lavender soap" makes me laugh harder than it probably has any right to. -Nearly any flavor of pining.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments