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spiderapologist.bsky.social
Um? Is this twitter now?
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Long form video editing is excrutiating

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Has anyone else seen how fucking hideous the live action snow white is

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Im sick to my stomach theres no reason for this

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The coffee i make at home is the highest comfort

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

The State Of Things makes everyything a bit harder every day

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I feel this way about every medium Just do it bad you might have fun on accident

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I immediately went home and took a shower and a nap

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People who go to spin class all the time should be our front line soldiers ive never been so scared in my life

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Can not stop listening to Creepy Nuts bouncy beat make brain go brrrrrr

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Swear to god ill show up for you /Menacing/

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Just unlocked the secret to the volume i want for my curls

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REMEMBER: Next Friday, February 28. NOT 1 PENNY SPENT. We can do this. I'm IN, are you? 👋💙

submitted 2 days ago • 356 comments

Begging a 3 year old to nap is a specific brand of frustrating when you're very sleepy and would kill for a nap

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It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

Gonna start fetishizing canadians

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I just want to make my silly little art, not become an expert in politics and beg my representatives to do their damn jobs.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

horny stoney lovers with a taste for social justice

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Cackling at hulu right now

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I think the wretched glue is finally off of my body

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Every time i accidentally look at snapchat's short form content its a fucking brainrot jumpscare

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Wow without the context that i work at a preschool thats so creepy

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Its an interesting duality to be able to identify children from their screams as well as their snores

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Greetings to my 10 followers love u thanks for listening

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Adobe hit my account today and pulled my balance below zero and i think thats poetic

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody asks you what youre working on when youre working on your phone :/

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The coffee shop crowd in sw portland is lame and i only wanna talk to the baristas but theyre busy

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open.spotify.com/album/32yQDx... Ive listened to this album so much that hearing it in public feels like a mystical sign

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Remember when social media was a relaxing break from your stressful life and not an amplification of all of those stressors embellished with lies

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To the guy freaking my kids and staff out: Youre lucky id lose my job for acting like a feral freak you fucked up weirdo

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I want demographics from tesla on cybertruck owners

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I get to take my saniderm off today :)))))

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How do i achieve Dio Brando's brand of androgyny as a 5'1 woman who doesnt work out

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My coworker got pissed and snapped at me yesterday I have no idea what to expect from her today hut i really hope she apologizes instead of doubling down

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For the first time in a month the whole nap room is sleeping thank gawd

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