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i cannot get to fuckin sleep so gm 🎧

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The old Siskel & Ebert review recap screens looked like the loading menu for an Atari game

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why is it so hard to find blank-paper notebooks that arent moleskine or leuchtturm here, at this rate im going to have to make my own which is very inconvenient for me

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why does stuff have to be bad. couldn’t it be good. just a thought

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Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become

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might try to learn some digital art stuff soon even tho i do not like doing it (i just do not like doing it bc for me personally it is way harder than just using a pen & paper this is my personal feeling abt it not an attack on digital art how many times can i say personal in here)

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if i post lewds will that stop spam/engagement farmer accs from following me. what do i have to do. whose dick do i have to suck. who do i have to throw into a volcano and which volcano specifically

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someone in the opposite building left their window slightly open and rn a turkey vulture is trying to squeeze on thru. let a bro in will u

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i need to rebleach my hair ig

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what is with the unironic bitmoji users. what must the inside of their head be like. i ponder the blithe freedom with which they post, so perfectly unhampered by judgment. my only conclusion is that this is yet another mystery of the world, unreachable to my lone rotted braincell

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ah sweet ambrosia, food of the divine (pb toast)

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one of my toxic traits is enjoying the phrase "mellow greetings" despite knowing demolition man was poking fun with that one

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no money, no prospects & feel like shit all the time but the feeling like shit lets me know im not dead inside yet so thats good i guess maybe

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sage ejaculation

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gm 🎧

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american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

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full of strawbery yogurt

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ok fitness for today completed i am liking the nike run club for the running bits tbh

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p sure my dream at this point is to have a used bookshop with a little gallery section of stuff from local artists not rly possible for me but dreams are free ig

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If making your best or only effort for today is all you can do then at least you know YOU did that. And don’t ever let anyone tell you that’s not good enough because it is.

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fuckit im making mac & chee for lunch and not even from a packet mix

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looking at paper notebooks and some of them are advertising that they come with an app. rly hate that we went with this flavour of cyberpunk and not the cool outerwear for everyone flavour.

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A lot of people worry they don't know enough about David Lynch to play Dream Investigator. I worried I didn't know enough to make the game! But here we are. It's MUCH more about his inspirational way of making/enjoying art for the sake of making and enjoying it. lurzblurbz.itch.io/dream-invest...

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o fml it is workout day isnt it think i will repeat last week instead of moving up because my pathetic noodle limbs had a had enough time adjusting and i dont want to do myself a mischief

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in the voice of the count from sesame street 3! 3 big cums! ah-ah-ah

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gm 🎧

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whoa. havent seen these rare vances before

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huge monter energy burp

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the handwringing over adhd meds annoys me so much. like. as an undiagnosed child i was mainlining up to 8 black coffees a day and smoking just to keep my head above water. plus cutting for crumbs of dopamine. thats not ok and i dont want to go back to that, just let me take my medication pls.

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Twitter comes back . every tweet on the site is a picture of elon hanging from the ceiling, dead. wearing the wario hat he wore at snl to celebrate mario day

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i picture it oozing out like how that extra boob oozes out of ElisaSue's head in The Substance

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seeing a lot of complaint posts abt daylight savings. and speaking as someone posting in a country that does not do daylight savings: a better world is possible

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me, every morning, to myself in the mirror: well well well whats on the agender agenda today ohohoho

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gm 🎧

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Tonight's Radio Flashback song is 2006's "Boys Wanna Be Her" by #Canadian Peaches. The roller derby genderfuck vibe of this song is ageless & the amount of effortless cool sweating off it is what 95% of rock music aspires to but can't quite touch. It's a bloody lip full of candy punk delight.

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profound darkness

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exploring the true mystery of our time: do i want grilly chee or pb toast

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It's #womenshistorymonth! Have you heard abt the "trans godmother of electronic music"? in the 60s at Columbia U, she assisted Moog in the development of his synthesizer, & soon released the album Switched-On Bach, kickstarting a successful & innovative music career. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_C...

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thinking abt when i die. my wish is that whoever is in charge of posting an obit or whatever includes a pic of them making the youtube reactor face. and if theres a funeral that should be on the programme too. ghost me will appreciate it (ie. i will haunt u if this task is not completed)

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deleting my vulnerableposting from earlier cos i think i just needed to vent but i should have done that in a journal or sth

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ok #SelfieSunday it is

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what happened in the 2 hours i wasnt paying attention to the hellscape firehose. something abysmal i bet,

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regularly scheduled outdoors social activity: completed. spider wins. flawless victory. fatality.

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