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spiderhands.bsky.social
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submitted 39 days ago • 27 comments

my tummy hurts and im being a little bitch about it

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

i hold children hostage and explain things to them against their will

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if Ridley Scott watched Dune 2 and had to come to terms with the fact he hadn't directed the best gladiatorial fight scene in 2024

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

submitted 66 days ago • 338 comments

His health bar is huge

submitted 80 days ago • 34 comments

there are few things more shameful than proudly refusing to pay halfords for help fitting a bulb. and then sloping sheepishly back in 10 mins later after failing to do it yourself in the car park

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs #art

submitted 342 days ago • 23 comments

successfully fixed TWO things in a row that i thought i was gonna have to hire a guy for and now im feeling like the DIY king. feeling like mr bennet

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

This year, Spotify stopped paying out royalties for tracks under 1000 streams. To small artists like me and my friends, buying an album now has INFINITELY more impact than streaming on Spotify

submitted 87 days ago • 10 comments

you're laughing. ive been exposed as a shogun super fan and you're laughing

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

I'm at the roller derby triple header. I'm at the butch convention. I'm at the combination roller derby triple header and butch convention.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Rock Paper Shotgun Dreams On A Pillow is a game about the 1948 ethnic cleansing of Palestinians

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

This show man #Arxane #ViktorArcane #JayceTalis #Jayvik

submitted 99 days ago • 7 comments

only you | in all timelines | in all possibilities 🦋 #jayvik #arcanespoiler #leagueoflegends #myart

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

there are so many conspiracy theories now that are just so fucking stupid that i can't even think how to debunk them. im just like. it's common sense i fear.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

about to embark on trying to saw through a plastic pipe without maiming myself. i have unspeakably poor hand-eye coordination btw. wish me luck

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed

submitted 99 days ago • 512 comments

actually. fuck this [opens word doc]

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

fuck this [opens ao3]

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

im gay

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

i am here to report begrudgingly that i enjoyed the pink and green lesbian musical movie greatly. was it a good movie? not necessarily. but was it enjoyable and fucking rife with homoeroticism? you betcha

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

We're working on it! :) @emdigit.bsky.social

submitted 102 days ago • 22 comments

@stottybairn.bsky.social when i get you

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

try to get through 1 minute of talking to parents without an explosive coughing fit challenge: go

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments