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I play games so you don't have to. Stardew Valley speedrunning champion. Director of the Federal Bureau Of Control. Former ghost. 7th Chairman of the Tojo Clan. I’m @brockwager over on Twitter. Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

It’s rare disease day today. As someone with a rare disease, well, try not to get one!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This was the last game I was expecting in 2025.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Pedro Pascal calls out ‘vile’ transphobia as he doubles down on trans allyship

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

I have to show you all one of my favorite magic the gathering cards ever:

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcjc... Another setup/takedown video. This one however stars a dude who I am 99% sure jumped out of a Yakuza Side story(Complimentary).

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Exactly. A few people have been saying that focusing on this is taking away from the real dangers being done, which I get, but it’s the normalization of something so heinous that they’d normally be run out of town or at least off the stage in days past that’s just as scary.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Pleading with people to understand exactly this:

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Man, I wish Avowed was on PS5. My PC would probably burst into flames trying to run it and I’m not buying an Xbox…

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

And that’s 1000xResist completed. What a fascinating gem of a game.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

submitted 12 days ago • 168 comments

In other news, I finished reading Memory’s Legion today which means I’ve officially completed the entire Expanse series.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Trying a little experiment (if for no other reason than my mental health). Muting Trump, Musk and Doge for 24 hours to see what my timeline is like without those words. I expect it to be a lot quieter…

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This week's video asks the question: Are Hardcore Gamers Playing Games Wrong? Denying yourself the use of mechanics and items in Elden Ring is considered the "true" experience by some. I argue that it's a self-imposed challenge and far from the default approach: youtu.be/buTkS6rNO9Q

submitted 11 days ago • 43 comments

Two more weeks and I’m back to work. I’m both excited and a little freaked out after having been off since Nov. 2023. But I’m feeling the best I have since I had to stop working and can’t wait to see everybody and get back into the swing of things again.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Been working on this for a while. Here's my retrospective documenting the Like A Dragon's tumultuous root becoming one of Sega's biggest franchises. From infamous English language dubs, to stripped back ports, to zombies. I touch on a bit of everything. www.restart.run/articles/lik...

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, sitting in front of a fridge, praying it doesn't eat him. (A saga in 3 tweets)

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Just realized that I didn’t carry my pinned tweet over from Twitter so now I’ve got it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Saw an absolutely vile campaign flyer for a provincial candidate that was anti-trans/DEI/“woke”… all the buzzwords. Thankfully not in my riding but my lord.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve been shoveling in shifts all day. Any time the snow wants to stop, that’d be just dandy. That said, I’m actually able to shovel more than 5 feet of my driveway so that’s a huge improvement from a few months ago!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Is it an exaggeration to call Bob Dylan the greatest American poet? No. He was a phenomenal lyricist:

submitted 12 days ago • 172 comments

You were an astrophysicist that lifetime; you discovered the existence of twists in space, connecting star systems in a network, and the means by which they could be accessed by a sundiver starship to leap lightyears in an eyeblink. #WhisperingInfinities

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

built a device to tell me when deep space nine is playing on a nearby screen, i call it the odometer

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

I did not realise that these flags were a reactionary move by bitter conservatives

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

I played a game about digging a hole today and I finished digging my hole in a game about digging a hole.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

"Jonny, we love your games writing, but we also love your Magnus writing, I hate that we have to choose between them!" Is that you? Them great news! I'm writing two adventures and a few extra bits for this expansion to the Magnus Archives TTRPG from Monte Cook!

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

This is why I've always held this game at arms length. You do you but I won't be supporting this shit.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Choose Thy Fate. 💿 ⭐️Wishlist Now: store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment